#moblie

How much toxic can you make your reply be before someone gets offended?

Becauae, you know your character is just that type of asshole.

Wonder Woman really likes Herbal teas since they sort of remind her of her childhood and also it’s just nice to have tea in the morning - there is a whole drawer in her kitchen dedicated to tea boxes, most of which are loose leaf.

Green Lantern and Flash have a weekend tradition of playing super Mario brothers which started because Lantern was ranting about the inaccuracies of the space tracks in that game so now they play it and come up with a viable car race track (aka drawing tracks and keeping a notes app on an email to devs that will probably never happen.)

A very normal trip to the park in which Bruce takes his son and his son’s cow (bat cow the legend they are) to a local playground.

Clark visits the farm nearly every holiday and *will* help out with the work load whether his parents want him to or not.

Also he makes really, REALLY good pumpkin pie thanks to Martha. It’s a secret family recipe and absolutely nobody but her and Clark know it.

Bruce probably took some online acting course in his early twenties or so to further develop his ‘brucie’ persona, which in my mind would have just been the first YouTube video he could find after working himself into a neurotic mess at like 4 in the morning.