#mobius headcanons

not really a headcanon but he does have all-speak, speaking all languages (again in the comics)

Loki sometimes wears high heels, but he would conjure shoes if they got uncomfortable

Loki sometimes bakes pies since he really isn't good at cooking, but he learned to bake a pie for mobius so he didn't have to eat from the TVA

Loki would conjiur a blanket on mobius when he would overwork and fall asleep on his desk

Mobius doesn't know how to fight so Loki uses his magic to protect mobius and help him heal

Loki has BPD (borderline personality disorder) but mobius tries to help him and calm him down when he gets angry

Loki usually scoops mobius up and hugs him random moments taking advantage of there height difference

Mobius would give Loki candy or a star after they complete a mission to encourage Loki to be more less violent

Loki doesn't curse at all but he uses more older words like quim and all or he would just mumble in asgardain, he has a habit of going back to old English using "thy" "aye"

Both Loki and mobius love language is touch and glares, Loki would telepathically talk to mobius when they are around people

Mobius loves how Loki would explain in a Shakespeare

As a kid Loki mainly pranked thor to cope with his insecurity, he still does but it was getting better with mobius comforting him

Mobius sometimes feels like he is lesser to loki and thinks he isn't good enough since Loki was a god

Loki would visit a variant of frigga who ofc knew it wasn't her Loki but yet treated him like no other

When frigga met mobius she was noting but happy and knew Loki was happy with mobius and other way around, she was glad her son found some he can be real with

Mobius always treated him equal to everyone and sees him as a lover and a friend, and never used the god title unless Loki wasn't sure of a mission being successful

Letting Mobius have her way with you is basically asking to be practically tortured

Mobius is incredibly sadistic and teasing which has been shown time and time again throughout the Elysian Realm arc of the story

This can and will translate into your sex life with Mobius so I hope you are a least a little masochistic because her sadistic side takes over during sex

Mobius loves to put you through as much pleasurable pain as physically possible

She loves to experiment with your body to see what will get you off and what gives you a harder orgasm compared to other things

She makes a science out of if and even has notes on what gets you off faster and harder

You two have tried everything under the sun from more vanilla type things like fingering and oral to Mobius fucking you with a strap and or a vibrator to things that align more with the realm of BDSM like controlled shocking, whipping, harsh spanking, tying you up, ect

Mobius herself prefers these harsher styles of sex, loving how desperate and pathetic you look as she shocks your clit while choking you and forcing you to watch as she overstimulates you to hell and back

Every session with her ends in you dizzy and lightheaded from how many orgasms she forced your body through

Your thighs will be shaky and cheeks stained with tears, any makeup you were wearing ruined and smudged all over your face while Mobius herself will look pristine as ever

You don’t get to touch Mobius often when you two have sex because she prefers making you a mess of her design

However, there will be moments where Mobius decides to grace you with her body and allow you to touch her

Whatever you end up doing though, just know that she will be in charge every step of the way

Even if you are the one topping Mobius, your fingers knuckles deep inside of her or if your mouth is on her slick cunt, she is the one in control

Testing that control that Mobius has and takes oh so much pride in will not end well for you

That is unless you like being unable to think coherently for the next hours that the scientist decides to keep you trapped in her grip

She will leave you covered in marks from her nails that raise your skin and make it sore, perhaps even drawing some blood from how harshly she scratches you

Your legs will be numb when shes done, throat sore from crying out for her and as soon as the pleasure stops, it’s honestly a feat if you manage to not pass out almost immediately

Sex with Mobius typically takes place in her lab so that she can lock the doors to make sure no one can see what she is doing to you

That and because her lab has all of the equipment she now considers necessary for any and all sessions she has with you

Her lab contains the constraints she crafted for your body, all types of vibrators and silicon dildos of various sizes, shapes, and colors

Any extra equipment like whips, chains, shocking devices, clips and machines with various uses that she has or has not used on you yet

Her lab is also soundproof so that no one but her can hear every last noise you make during sessions because lord knows how long she makes you

Besides, she would never be able to live down any teasing from the others if they found out and Elysia would be quick to point out how it seems like Mobius has a soft spot for you

While Mobius claims that the sex she has with you contains no love and is simply a chore and an experiment she is completing

Even you can tell that with each session, her softspot for you grows decimals at a time

↳ eventually you got moved to a cubicle and everyone was whispering saying ‘Mobius looks like a lost puppy, have you seen him?’ You shook your head and they explained that he had gotten very fond of you at the front desk, so when you moved he thought something had happened to you. Since then you made it your #1 priority to find him and let him know that you’d been moved. Speed walking through the hallway, you looked right and left at every off-shooting hallways from the main one. Next thing you knew you ran right into him, tripping over your own feet, but instead of falling you found his hands against the back of your arms, keeping you upright, “now I see why they keep you behind a desk,” he said teasingly, before you went on to explain where you’d been relocated to.

Surprises — since you don’t get to leave the TVA, Mobius started bringing back small little items from different worlds and time periods for you. Usually Ravonna gets to keep the big things, that’s why Mobius made sure to give you things that he could slip in his pocket and manage to sneak over to your cubicle with. Sometimes its something that lasts, like a small snow globe, jewelry, books, postcards, etc. Other times it’s something fleeting, like a flower, a scented candle, a snack, etc. While he himself enjoys some of the cool stuff he picks up, he far more prefers the joy that lights up your face when he comes to the corner of your cubicle and hands you something new. There’s nothing like the way you gasp and look up asking, “what is it?” eager for an explanation.

Lunch — the TVA is always so bust, naturally, that you don’t really get time together aside from brief moments when you visit each other’s cubicles, so lunch has become a special time. You meet at the exact same table, usually at the exact same time. When he’s late you get nervous that something’s happened to him, when you’re late, he worries that you’ve found somebody else. However you both always wind up at the same table, never more than 5 min late.

↳ you both apologise when you’re late though. || “sorry,” he winces apologetically taking a seat across from you. / “it’s fine, don’t worry,” you assure him. / “I know you worry though,” he gave a knowing look, and you relaxed your shoulders giving a smile that told him he was right and you were just glad he was safe, Mobius reaches his hand across the table and you take it, “thanks for ordering for me,” he strokes his thumb against the back of your hand. || “sorry, sorry,” you say quickly walking up to the table, Mobius stands to pull out your chair for you even though it’s just the cafeteria. “It’s okay, no rush,” he smiles, beyond happy you showed up. / “the printer on the 15th floor is the slowest thing in the world,” you said a little out of breath, and he exhaled the breath he was holding

He’s a total softie — despite being pretty fearless and witty with missions and variants, he’s an absolute sweetheart. He’s got a soft spot for the vintage things and tradition, like opening doors for you, pulling your chair out for you, and standing when you enter a public space. He remembers birthdays, anniversaries (even the small ones like “I-first-met-you-day”), dates, and the little things. || again, despite being pretty tough when it comes to dealing with variants, he’s definitely in touch with his emotions and they often control his impulses more often than not.

Goodbyes — since Mobius focuses on the particularly dangerous time criminals, you can’t deny that sometimes you get nervous about him going out in the field. He usually goes to investigate the aftermath, but regardless you’re aware that it could be dangerous, you never know. So, you make it a point to be there before he goes. “Just- be careful, okay?” You ask, fiddling with his tie. / “I’m always careful,” he says with a chuckle, you perk an eyebrow with a questionable quirk of your lips, “alright, I’ll try harder, only for you though.” Some of the other agents are a little jealous that he has someone to see him off.

↳ when he comes back he always finds you, wherever you may be. You wrap your arms around his neck and sigh his name with relief. “It’s been so long, I was so worried,” you admitted. / He chuckled, “I’ve only been gone an hour.” / “Not here, it’s felt like-“ / “days,” he nodded, remembering the time change from TVA time to other times. With that he drew you back into a hug and held you for a while longer. Somehow moments like these never lasted long enough, no matter the time.

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Mobius can be very subtle in his affection, and isn’t a big fan of PDA. It’s the small things that he does, whether it be a reassuring squeeze of your shoulder, or how his smile always seems just a fraction wider when he’s looking at you.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend?)

He’s the best friend, super helpful around the office and everyone knows it. Showers you in compliments. He’s supportive, patient, but also isn’t afraid to tell you ‘no’ or give honest and blunt advice when you ask for it. 

Can also be a bit of a gossip, especially when he’s had a drink or two. 

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He loves cuddling on the couch after a long day of work- his arm draped over you, your head in his lap, his head on your lap, it’s a moment of calm in your hectic lives that he cherishes deeply. 

While you might need to initiate most of the time, he can just tell when you need comfort and will do so wordlessly. 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they around the house?)

Mobius knows that one day his work will be complete, and the two of you will be riding that sweet, sacred timeline together toward whatever comes next. He enjoys the humanity in that there is still so much unknown, undetermined even by him- but his greatest hope is that it consists of him and you.

As of now he has no domestic skills whatsoever, but is willing to try his best.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He would only do so if he felt your relationship was putting you in legitimate danger (from the TVA or otherwise). It would be very upfront, and he would do everything in his power to make the separation amicable.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He doesn’t feel the need to put limitations or labels on whatever the two of you are. You’re happy? He’s happy? That’s more than enough. You would have to be the one to push for a change in the relationship, whether that’s an official committed relationship or an open one. 

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He’s already a rather level-headed guy but with you he dials it down to soft mode.

Of course his experience in the field makes him capable in combat, but you never see that side of him. For you it’s only gentle touches, maybe firm and reassuring if that’s what you need.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? What are their hugs like?)

Mobius loves hugs, if the two of you are alone. One of his favorite things is draping his arm over you while you watch a movie on the sofa. He doesn’t get a lot of physical contact in general, and is more than happy to give it all to you.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It doesn’t happen right away, and you’re definitely the one to say it first. He doesn’t realize how much power those words hold until he hears them from you- and when he says them back it’s like he’s flying. 

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

It would take a lot to make Mobius jealous. To him, it doesn’t make sense to get intimidated by other people infiltrating your relationship- he believes in you and the bond you two have.

If he ever were jealous, it would have been before the two of you were together-- but that was more because he didn’t understand his own feelings and was worried someone else would catch your eye. 

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Cheek and forehead kisses- and lots of them. It’s a quick way of showing his affection for you, even if you’re just walking down the hall together he’ll take a moment to give you a quick kiss on the forehead. 

When you’re alone or lying around in bed he nuzzles your neck a lot, peppering it with soft, lazy kisses. He also loves it when you initiate kisses, specifically on the lips- he likes it when you’re forward and assertive.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He has such a soft spot for kids. 

As for his own, it’s not his priority. If they happen? Amazing, he’s gonna be the best, most supportive dad in the galaxy. He’ll be amazed with your kid every passing day and will never forget to tell you so.

Great listener? He will sit and listen to your little tyke babble nonsense tales for hours with a smile on his face and chime in with a ‘That’s incredible’ every now and then

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Mobius is used to getting up very early for work, and never had a problem with it before he met you. When the two of you wake up together, he finds himself hitting the snooze button on the alarm clock one too many times. 

Once you finally drag yourselves out of bed he’ll make himself coffee and ask what you’ve got planned for the day. He’s usually the one to leave first, and presses a long kiss into your temple before he goes.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

The two of you enjoy a lot of quiet nights together. You could be doing something together or completely separate things, but you like being around each other to wind down. 

It’s not uncommon that sometimes he’ll be working late in the annex, and if you can you stay to work late with him so he’s not completely alone.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He’s a good listener, possibly the best there ever was. 

However, he’s very slow to open up. Initially will just talk work stuff, keep it rather professional. But over time if you ask the right questions, he opens up more and more about his interests, his beliefs, and his feelings.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

This man’s patience could rival a saint’s. 

Never once raised his voice to you. Even if you do have fights, he’ll turn to a silent frustration and may ask for some space so he can navigate his own feelings.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remembers everything, you’re the most important thing in his life so he takes special note in his mind of everything that matters to you. Even if it’s just something you mention once in passing-- he’s stored it in his memory bank.

All these little things just build the image of you in his head, and he likes having you there.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

He enjoys the simple stuff. Dinner, drinks, chatting by the watercooler to break up the day.

There was this one time that you noticed him working late and stopped by his desk with a can of Josta for him and a regular Guaraná  for yourself. When you offered to sit there and talk over the case, it flipped a switch in his brain how much he cared for you.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you?)

In almost any situation imaginable, he 100% has your back.

He trusts you to be independent and do your own thing, but the second you need support he’s there. Mobius is the ultimate conflict mediator and will help you out with any interpersonal work tiff you’re having.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Time flows differently in the TVA, so the two of you don’t have anniversaries or birthdays in the traditional sense. When he has time, Mobius tries to surprise you with nicer dates.

One of his prominent love languages is acts of service, so he’ll bring you coffee, makes sure to snag your preferred lunch option before the cafeteria runs out, returns the pens you leave on his desk constantly so you don’t keep stealing more from the supply closet.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Besides never using a coaster?

Depending on your view of what a ‘bad habit’ is, Mobius can be a workaholic. When he’s on a case, it can be all consuming in his time and thoughts. 

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

As long as he’s clean and decently shaved, Mobius doesn’t care much about his looks. If anything, he finds it curious that you’re attracted to him, but he’s not one to question it.

He finds beauty in what other people would think are mundane, but he’s convinced you’re the best thing he’s ever seen- doesn’t matter if you’ve got bedhead or are wearing perfectly pressed work attire.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Mobius doesn’t need another person to make him complete, he’s perfectly content with his life, work and given purpose-- romantic relationships weren’t even on his radar. That being said, he has so much empathy and love to give and you become the perfect recipient. 

He’s surprised at himself how much he wants to spend time with you and be by your side. Together you’re two people that just bring out the best in each other.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He calls you by a cute nickname (bunny, kitten, honeybee, muffin... etc)

One of his favorite things in the universe is how much he can make you laugh. He plays it like a game sometimes, just to see how many times a day he can get you to crack up.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Cruelty. If you’re intentionally cruel to other people, he doesn’t want to keep in your company for very long.

He’s a salt of the earth kind of man, so anyone that has high expectations for appearances or extravagant worldly possessions he can’t really get behind.

Also if you say jet skis are dumb you’re outta here

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

If only you could get this man to make sleep a habit. Regularly he’ll kiss you goodnight and stay up in another room to finish his work before joining you long after you fall asleep.

He’s cautious about everything — not worried, just cautious. Since the TVA has several stories, he’s no longer sure about you working on the higher floors, he just feels like they’re dangerous. And at the same time, he doesn’t like the idea of you on the lower floors since then tend to be colder which could chill you. He even begins to question if the elevators are safe, with how fast they move and what not, but then again it’s better than the stairs.

↳ as a solution he manages to get a special TemPad from Ravonna that allows you to practically teleport with the doors instantly. Turns out it’s actually your favourite thing in the world, because now you can stop but his office every time there’s an update or new happening with the baby. Naturally a few times you’ve given him a jump scare, just showing up out of the blue. “Jeez,” he sighs, “I’ve created a monster.”

You don’t listen — seeing that he often asks you to "settle down" on doing some of the most basic things, you don't really listen. You still reach for that file a little too high for you. You keep your cutest pair of short heels, you wear your regular skirt, until you absolutely cannot button it any longer. "You know, I wish you would listen to me, just for once," he sighs, watching you push a chair across the room in order to stand on it and reach a file. "I've done this a million times, I think you're being a little sensitive," you state, "besides it's better than jumping to reach it, I used to do that all the-" / "You what?!" // Needless to say you can really stress him out, but he still wants you to have independence, so usually he just has to accept it.

Unabashedly reads prep / how to books — you've found him numerous time reading out loud to himself in his cubicle from pregnancy / what to expect books, although you find it ridiculous, having faith that you'll both be great parents without it, he gives you the "can't be too careful," and goes on his way reading them. You drew the line when he brought back a Medieval parenting guide from earth, into the trash it went ASAP. "That was a little dramatic," he winces.

Towards the end, he’s basically doing your job— after he saw you having to reach dramatically both up and down for a cabinet file he got a little concerned. It was official though when you dropped a file and had to make an attempt to pick it up about half-way through your 2nd trimester, the struggle was very real, but you managed with a bit of geometry and much effort. Needless to say he no longer sends his reports through your department, he takes them there himself.

↳ the next time you went to deliver files to their final resting place you were stopped on your way there. “Hey,” you smiled, stopping a little shocked at Mobius’ sudden appearance, “what’re you doing here?” You tilted your head. “You know, I was just thinking, man how fun is her job,” Mobius started, really selling it, despite you suspicious squint, as he put his hand on your back, “so I thought, hey,” he shrugged, “how bout you let me take these,” he slipped the files gently away from you, “up to the filing level, just- just for the thrill of it. Spice up my day.” // “Are- are you trying to keep me from doing my job now?” You had to smirk. // “What? No, I would never. I know you’re capable of everything your job requires,” He said, as he held the papers farther away from you when you reached for them.