#mn intermissions

how's undyne and alphys doing?

Horror! Buddy! How do you like working here, I wonder? I bet you’d never think you’d get to work for a goopy version of yourself in a medieval castle with two phantom children and a dead version of your brother and more weird other versions of yourself. Tell me your secret, how do you cope??

So you're the Horror we've heard so much about?

Well...it's a pleasure to meet you!

I mean...at least for me, I don't really know what others think of you.

Ahem.

Anyway...I imagine you're confused, so let me explain.

This computer you're looking at allows us to communicate with you. We can even send you things if we want. And that was implemented by Lord Mare, by the way. He wanted to make us ask questions about him and his work, or just to praise him.

Anyway, the point is...we'll be keeping you company for now!

-🌀

Nightmare: Ugh, This Whole Event Is Rather Tiring…

Passive: Why are we doing this again, then?

Chara: Not to mention HOW this is happening.

Nightmare: Well, Questions Like Those Will Never Be Answered.

Horror Sans: *knock knock*

Passive: Someone is at the door.

Chara: Does that mean we get to have person to-

Passive: You shake your head and glare at Chara.

Chara: (Thanks.)

Horror: *knock knock* hey, boss? you in there?

Nightmare: One Moment, Step Away From The Door, Please.

Passive: You unlock the door, open it, and then throw Tea through it.

Lust Sans: 🖕🤬🖕

Horror Sans: WOAH! what the-

Nightmare: He’s Been A Pain, So I Threw Him.

Lust Sans: 🥺😏🖕

Nightmare: Case In Point.

Horror Sans: ah.

Horror Sans: anyhow, didn’t ya schedule a thing with this guy here?

Nightmare: Ah, Yes, I Did.

Nightmare: Tea.

Lust Sans: 😦😬😓

Nightmare: Go Fetch The Bird, He’ll Be Training You On Espionage.

Lust Sans: 😨😰🫠

Lust Sans: 🤔🫢🤗 🫡👍

Nightmare: Horror, Translation, Please?

Horror Sans: “oh no, oh fuck, i hate my life.”

Horror Sans: “hm, wait that could-oop, i mean, sure thing boss!”

Horror Sans: basically.

Nightmare: I’m So Glad I Have Such A Dependable Servant Like You.

Nightmare: Anymore News Of Note?

Horror Sans: you scheduled a “main” mission in about…half an hour, for storyshift-09627.

Nightmare: Ah, I Nearly Forgot, Thank You.

Nightmare: I Wish You Came Over EARLIER, But Oh Well.

Horror Sans: sorry, boss-

Nightmare: Now Stay In That Room Until I Return.

Nightmare: Make Sure No One Else Enters.

Horror Sans: wha-?!

Nightmare: *BANG*

Nightmare: *click*

Horror Sans: DID YOU JUST LOCK ME IN HERE?!?!

Nightmare: *muffled* Good Luck, Horror! You Have My Trust!

Nightmare: *muffled, getting quieter as he moves away* And Access Has Been Granted.

≪*APPROVAL APPROVED.≫

Passive: (Wait, so is HE going to get asks?)

Chara: (And YOU have to go with Mare >=})

Passive: (YOU’RE coming too!)

Chara: (Na ah!)

Passive: (Yes.)

Chara: (N-) FUCK!!

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