#mmmmlettuce

OK SO I WAS COMING HOME FROM A THERAPY MEETING AND DECIDED TO STOP AT MOD PIZZA AND EVERYTHING WENT GREAT AND I GOT AN AMAZING PIZZA 10/10 AND I BOUGHT A CHOCOLATE THING THAT HELPS DONATE TO LGBT+ FRIENDLY ORGANIZATIONS AND THAT WAS AMAZING AND IM GOING OUTSIDE AND I SEE THIS DUDE ON A BIKE WITH THESE GIANT SUNGLASSES ON AND A BACKWARDS HAT, WHICH ISN’T OUT IF THE NORMAL RIGHT?!? BUT HE’S GOT ONE HAND ON THE BIKE AND ONE HAND ON THIS GIANT HEAD OF ICEBERG LETTUCE THAT HE WAS JUST TAKING BITES OUT OF WHILE RIDING AND I JUST... WHAT DID I JUST SEE?!?