#mmbtr ask

"Oh, burger time, burger time, will you have some burgs of mine?"

"Lumiere, for the last time"

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT A HAMBURGER IS"

"The Master doesn't like hamburgers!"

"The Master doesn't like hamburgers?" / "The Master doesn't like French fries!"

"Maybe it's because he's an aristocrat"

"What are we all complaining about?"

"I like puppies and ponies and the fireplace and..."

"AAAGH!"

"I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS"

"Ya-huh!  It's 'cause I chipped my front tooth, see?"

"Ah, that is not so simple to answer"

"I do not know how it is where you are from, but here, there are loves that dare not speak their name. To have two men be more than "a friend," that is one of those loves."

"I have always found my ways to express the fire that burns inside me, even if that means I must be burning under cover of darkness. However, I will not take another into the dark with me if he does not wish to go."

"Cogsworth is a man of strong rules and ideals. He would not be Cogsworth without them! How he feels about this ideal, ah, that has not come up."

"Henry is a dear companion, and there is no one I trust more than him to be by my side. If I were to lose what trust he has in me..."

"Of course we can!"

"How long does a man live?  Half a century, if he's lucky.  Wood, steel, glass, porcelain, now THOSE may stand the test of time!  If they'd give up this charade, this... preservation of a life that their human selves may one day regain, we could throw off the shackles entirely!  We are ourselves now made of magic!"

"Imagine the crowd that would gather for an organ that plays itself.  How deeply they'd feel the music when enchantment powers it!  Oh, and I'm sure the people would love the little tricks the others can do as well.  And our prince?  All he ever wanted was to do whatever he wanted, and absolutely no one can stop him with his fangs and claws.  Let him run wild!  Let him be as happy as a wild wolf, let no one tell him what to do again!"

[He seems taken aback] [His mouth moves, but no words come out.  He furrows his brow, tries again.]

  "My n... I'm..."

[He grunts]

"What are you asking me for?  I'm a monster!  Animals don't get names!  What would you care!"

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Previously

"Aww, but it'd be fun!"

Mrs. Potts: "Now, Chip, if the mirror person doesn't want to do it, we'll just have to respect their --"