#mlp!au

“Hey-yo nerd on the ground.”  Cheered Dean, the pegasi flying low towards the unicorn who simply grinned his way.

“Dean.”  Greeted Sam, brown mane flitting about his muzzle until the unicorn with an unnecessary display of magic simply tucked the locks back, Dean’s eyes narrowing in a small fix of jealousy.  Flying was cool and all, but magic?  Bad ass.

“So - any new cool nerd discoveries on what we’re hunting yet ooor?”  Asked Dean, the pegasi dragging the last word on as he effortlessly glided over and around Sam, his brother stopping his trot to grin at his antics.

“Maybe.”  Sam grinned.  “So get this,” the unicorn pulled a scroll from somewhere or the other, holding it open with magic and Dean skimmed the words.  “If you read here,” he gestured with his horn to a small scribbled on segment, and Dean squinted his eyes.

“It mentions the scorch marks we found, as well as the ‘haunting song’ all the witness’ claimed they heard.  Among other details, such as similar locations, etcetera, etcetera.”

“Yeah - and?”  Dean flipped onto his back, wind control allowing him to appear idle and bored, with his arms crossed and head resting in their crook.

“It means, once I contact one of the agents in Celestia’s library, and get them to find the other half of this scroll,” Sam gestured to the torn end of the page, and Dean caught on.

“We can get the details on how to gank this son of a bitch and finally be out of this creepy friendship driven town?”  Dean spewed out, cheer revitalized because seriously - it’s like the ponies of ponyville had a hard on for friendship and feelings.

Sam returned the grin, and nodded as he retucked the scroll wherever he stored his shit.

“Yep.”

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more ponies bc my sisters turned me into pony trash and im apparently rlly good at drawing horses wai this