I just had what is either divine inspiration or the feeble mutterings of an unwell mind, but i cannot get those 2000s core kitty ear chico gifs outta my mind and he's morphed into a manic pixie dream girl for me. Like full on he's the girl MGMT is talking about in electric feel. His atrocities are just him being ~*quirky*~
Mans is natalie portman in garden state if zach braff had spurned her advances & left their micro cartel weak to outside attack
See, this is a safe space because my first instinct tbh was to Oprah shrug and go "well he hasn't really committed that many atrocities, if you think about it" …before my logical brain caught up to me and I recalled the murders and maiming and attempted murders 🥴
But no, really, side character who received near-zero (shout out to @/merelyafigment) attention for the first 25 years of the show's existence, who we've (okay, maybe more like: I've) decided to elevate to honorary babygirl status… you love to see it :3c
Also, I like to point out—because it tickles me so—that he mainly only exists for the longest time to serve Miguel's storyline…. 😌 So, like, there is certainly MPDG trait overlap;
✅ Makes Miguel's life more "interesting" & inspires a greater appreciation for life in him (by trying to kill his ass) ✅ Beautiful/Flirty/quirky ✅ Lack of interior life ✅ Self-destructive
