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In the daytime, I’m Marinette.

And I have homework, so Hawk Moth please give me a break.

But there’s something about me I’m starting to regret, because I’m exhausted.

Miraculous! Constantly stressed! Guys, I promise I’m doing my best!

Miraculous! No time to rest! Can’t let Hawk Moth know that I’m depressed!

Summary: The bois use the first Disney Princess movie as inspiration for a plan to make Ladrien happen. Witchcraft is involved. Moral lines are crossed. We take this to our graves.

Ivan took the guys to Juleka’s houseboat, already familiar with how to get there due to Kitty Section practices. Ivan asked Anarka if Juleka was ready for them, as he had asked beforehand for permission to meet Juleka, like a polite person. Anarka affirmed, and the crew headed to Juleka’s room, where she and Rose were playing Mario Kart.

“Sup,” Juleka said when the game ended.

“So,” Nino said, “we kinda have this whole plan called Operation Disney Princess Ladrien, and, long story short, we’re trying to get Adrien with his crush, Ladybug, and our plans are inspired by Disney Princesses.”

“But what about Adrienette,” Rose asked with teary eyes.

“I mean, doesn’t she kind of like Luka,” Ivan asked. “And besides, we gotta consider Adrien’s feelings, too.”

“Yeah, you’re right,” Rose conceded, “but Alya won’t be happy about this.”

“Which is why you can’t tell her anything about this,” Nino said. “Marinette‘s her best friend and one of my homies, and I know how ride-or-die Alya is for Adrienette and LadyNoir, but there are plenty other fish in the sea. Marinette’s sure to find someone good. Adrien’s convinced Ladybug is his soulmate, and Ladybug would be lucky to have my boy. This is a matter of bro-code. Alya wouldn’t understand.”

“Before we can disclose any more of our plan, you must swear yourselves to secrecy,” Max urged.

“Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a unicorn horn in my eye,” Rose pledged, crossing her heart and poking her eye.

Juleka put her fingers to her lips like she was zipping her mouth closed.

“Anyways, Snow White is the first Disney Princess, yeah,” Nino continued. “And she falls asleep from eating a poisoned apple and then wakes up from a kiss. So, in the nicest way possible, we’re gonna poison Adrien so he can be kissed awake.”

“WOW,” Rose gushed. “A little ethically questionable, but SO ROMANTIC!”

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Alya Césaire/Nino Lahiffe, Marc Anciel/Nathaniel Kurtzberg, Juleka Couffaine/Rose Lavillant, Lê Chiến Kim/Ondine, Chloé Bourgeois/Kagami Tsurugi, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Nino Lahiffe, Adrien Agreste & Ivan Bruel & Lê Chiến Kim & Max Kanté & Nathaniel Kurtzberg & Nino Lahiffe Characters: Nino Lahiffe, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Alya Césaire, Lê Chiến Kim, Max Kanté, Nathaniel Kurtzberg, Ivan Bruel, Rose Lavillant, Juleka Couffaine, Chloé Bourgeois, Alix Kubdel, Mylène Haprèle, Kagami Tsurugi, Gabriel Agreste, Hawk Moth, Nathalie Sancoeur, Sabine Cheng, Marc Anciel, Markov (Miraculous Ladybug), Anarka Couffaine Additional Tags: miracuclass, Nino Lahiffe Is So Done, Ladrien | Adrien Agreste/Marinette Dupain-Cheng as Ladybug, Miraculous Ladybug Love Square, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, A little angst, Alya doesn’t understand why Nino is undermining adrienette and ladynoir, nino learns to never go behind Alya’s back, the bois, rated for teens bc Gabriel is abusive, Bad Parent Gabriel Agreste, No Gabriel Agreste | Papillon | Hawk Moth Redemption, Chloé Bourgeois Redemption, i know Chloe is super ooc but I think this version of her is fun, Gay Chloé Bourgeois, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir is Like a Disney Princess, Miraculous Ladybug Crack, set over the course of season three, maybe even season four, idk don’t take the timeline too seriously ok, this is all for the bit Summary:

Nino, fueled by both love for his best bro and exasperation due to said bro’s hopelessly sappy romanticism, hatches a plan with the Boys™ to give Adrien his happily ever after with Ladybug.

And another plan.

And another.

And another.

Every attempt to get the two bumbling fools together (don’t let Ladybug know Nino called her that) ends in disaster; plus, Marinette and Chat Noir always get involved for some reason.

i am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate these entire five days to my king and fave Party Crasher, and this is the thanks I get???