Be the first one to die in a zombie apocalypse: @sambyrd this one is so obvious that Iâm surprised people are even going for someone who looks âinnocentâ or âgoodâ instead. That guy, around all the gore? goner.
Most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse: @mlawleviprice, obvious again. Iâm sure he has the best survival skills out of everyone. Although he could also be the first one to go, if heâs trying to protect too many people at once. Iâm sure heâs heroic that way.
Most likely to join the mile-high club: @bibliophilekeely, if she hasnât already. Not that sex on a plane is anywhere near as exciting as people make it out to be.
Pass out when their child is being born: @ryan-andersen, if heâs in the room near the bloody vagina, perhaps.
Most likely to become a supervillain: @alexandervonbauer, he certainly has the money for it.Â
The person most likely to end up in handcuffs after a party: Everyoneâs old enough at this point not to embarrass themselves like that. Come on now.
Most likely to get arrested for public nudity: Again, really?
Most likely to get chased by a dog: @masonbellamy, itâll end up as part of his zoo afterwards.
Whoâs most likely to wake up still drunk: @mamie-sheehan not because I think sheâs a drinker, quite the opposite, she seems like someone who wouldnât hold her licor that well, or not be used to drinking a lot.
Most likely to become a stripper: @offrequentfighter I know the wild things you did in college, this would be way more normal than that
The person most likely to scream when changing a nappy: I donât think anyone would be that terrified or grossed out, would they? all I can think is @alex-temple
Spend all their money on something stupid: @isaamghazani wasnât he the guy who seemed incredibly excited over a flying car?
Most likely to win Americaâs next top model: I fail to see why the accomplished women in this place would even want to compete in this. @drdaina if the season only included short people, I suppose. Other than that, @leilaxfavreau is the only one tall enough. And I would think a photographer like @hennathroughthelens would know the right way to earn the best pictures every week. And now Iâve spent more than five minutes on this hypothetical scenario I never wanted to think about.
Most likely to be a secret government spy: @nerdyeric , heâs always asking questions, and although Iâm sure it has to do with his scientific mind, heâs the only one I can think of.
