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Okay, genuine question here- can someone please explain how this ‘spring cleaning’ thing works?  Is it a genuine urge to clean?  Or do people just do it because it’s expected of them.  Where can I get my own urge to spring clean?

Okay guys yard sale! I’m selling pretty much everything that I own. Let’s start with my xBox One, Playstation 4, Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Wii and Playstation 3. This includes all of the games that come with them. If you’re not interested in that kind of stuff, my closet is a Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana paradise. 

I've officially run out of books in my goodreads want to read list. Any recommendations?

You know when you were little and dreamed of like, having powers, dressing up and stuff like that? It sounded so nice, I wanted to talk to animals. But y’know what, it’s just not as fun when it happens for real. I almost got a giant water container to my head today, not cool guys. Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to have abilities. I don’t understand how chaos will help with anything?

I have come to the conclusion that whoever came up with the phrase “sleep when the baby sleeps” didn’t actually have a baby.  Because that’s turning into a very unrealistic expectation because Ellie has been sleeping for the last hour and I haven’t been able to turn my brain off long enough to even lay down.  So just as some general advice, if you ever think of saying that to someone, just don’t. 

So as the newest associate to Mr. Bellamy’s team, I thought it wise to introduce myself to some of the people he converses with here on this site. Ross De Luca here and it surprises me to say that I’m enjoying my move to New York already. Where do you all usually end up when you’re not on this site? 

Is it possible for pets to have superpowers? Because I swear my lazy dog has superspeed once I move from her typical nap spot on the couch, she just suddenly appears. 

You better have one very big fucking reason to interrupt me right now—I’m working!