#mk&d

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I’m not know really much about scp, but this is what I understand about organisations

The SCP Fundation:

- collecting for collecting

- they try to protect, but nobody knows what from what

-“how is killed this &₽%?#& reptile?”

The Chaos Insurgency

- we are offended by the foundation! or not... or yes! ...or not, although...

- on the offended scp - water is carried*

-“to contain objects is, of course, good, but have you ever tried them in battle?”

Doctor Wondertainment

- arrange a fun for you, even if you didn't ask for it (and only he will have fun here)

- Willy Wonka, you're drunk, go to the factory

- NO, not on this factory!

The Factory

- supplies for all sorts of mystical shit are scheduled for millennia ahead

- serious guys, they are not to be trifled with

-"phahahah, you were all nearly killed by a handful of fairies!"

-"what fairies?" - the head of the plant, hiding the corpse

MK&D

- loot triumphs over evil*

- especially if this evil can be sold

- have not been seen in Arkhangelsk*, but they live suspiciously long

- safety comes first, especially your own ass

-"Swiper, no swiping!"

- although they are far from the Hand

Meat Circus (RU)

-"aren't you having fun?" And we really do.

- any bauble of folly will keep rich men jolly

- annoy the Foundation

- the famous Russian savvy turned into an SCP object

Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting

-"we're not with them!"

- the circus has left, the clowns have stayed... and more notes, fires and devastation

- the view function of the Phoenix*

- you don't find the circus, but the circus finds you, if you're looking for a circus

The Serpent's Hand

- humanists before gnashing teeth at the foundation, the Rebels and the GOC

- how poor students are housed in the library

- smarter, more agile and cooler than others

- pacifying ducks-it's so humortous

- they can even get out through your ass

GOC

- for all the good against all the bad

- especially if the good is 108 organizations GOK

- the best content is disposal

Sarkicism

- a typical bourgeois cult

- they raised a void in the house, put their son on a stake, built him like a monster tree*

- not a cult writes a book, but a book writes a cult

BONUS: The Daevites

- they are not, but they are

- the same sarkicists: side view

- and why is any horror necessarily in Western Siberia?

Rotten God Mountain (RU)

- sarkicism for poor

- everything is rotten

-"destroy it! start with yourself !"

-"Everyone has their own cockroaches in their head. My, for example, are people" - Rotten God

The Church of the Broken God

- gears

- more of the gears!

- steampunk vs cyberpunk

-"where are these %?"# gears?!"

- well, whatever, I'm going to be sarkicist!

The Fifth Church

- heeeeey, dude, relax…

-"you can take people out of a church, but never a church out of people."*

- interesting metaphysical geometry for the fourth floor

- teaching in the air

Research Institute "Progress" (RU)

- Yes, we know!*

- look nervously at the SSD

- a bright communist future has already come for them

- ...I hope so

University Alexylva:

- those dudes who want to appear as cool jocks

- and in fact, they are nerds

- the objects wrung out everything they could

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1. Russian proverb: on the offended water is carried. Meaning: don’t offend

2. good triumphs over evil

3. scp-006

4. чайник с функцией жопа

5. Every man should plant a tree, build a house and raise a son

6. You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl — american statement