#mitchell weiser

Bundesliga starts soon and you don’t know which team to support? Bayern is too boring and Dortmund too mainstream for you?

Then support Bayer 04 Leverkusen aka. die Werkself! In this thread I want to introduce you to our charming players and club and show you why Leverkusen is the club for you!

Let’s start with basics first!

Our logo:

Summary

everyone praising Mitchking for a kill

Ju praising and insulting Sam in one sentence

Ju eating his mic

Sam being left alone

Ju trying too hard

Ju trying to be smart while stating obvious things

Mitch being asked if he’s wearing his Ninja Bandana

Kai using „deine Mutter“

Ju praising Mitch the whole time

someone eating crisps

Kai screaming at Sam

Sam being a Camper

Weather discussion

Kai having hearing problems bc of his headset

Ju & Kai arguing like little bitches over Kai’s headset

Kai & Ju having the same headset

they don’t know if they’re gonna stream regularly (today’s a spontaneous stream)

Jannis playing Fifa next to Ju

Jule insulting Jannis Fifa Team

Mitch & Kai talking about Mitch’s training week

Mitch saying Kai was missing (in training)

Kai missing Paradies Palms (Fortnite Spot)

Kai being ask by the chat if he’s living with Sophia (he’s not)

Ju & Kai annoying each other

Ju insulting Kai’s driving skills

Ju & Kai talking about big nostrils

Sam having no materials

Sam using the excuse that his game is lagging

Ju is celebrating Christmas at home

their favourite season is summer

Jannis hitting the desks while playing Fifa

Ju struggling the whole time with finding a gun

Mitch carrying Sam around instead of reviving him

Ju being asked about Nala (she’s doing good)

Kai’s dog (Paul) being horny and trying to link up with Nala

Kai talking shit

Sam not hitting anything

everything is a bug apparently

Sam not having any cover but wondering why he gets hit

One Epic Win

whistling

Kai paid 100€ for fifa packs and got only bad players

Ju got Aubameyang in a Fifapack

Sam picking up an enemy and throwing him out of the house

Ju’s laugh

Jannis moaning in the back

Julian trying to be extra funny

Mitch having to safe everyone

Mitch gets praised for having 3 kills

Kai hating on the stream

Sam trying to show of and failing

Ju moaning

Ju yawning

Ju dying

everyone forgetting about dead Ju

Kai and Sam screaming at Mitch

Ju trying to be funny 2.0

“english” round

Ju fishing Sam

Sam screaming

Sam singing Oh Djadja

Ju played fortnite all day today and he’s burned out now

Julian driving the boot on the land

Mitch not trusting Ju

Phrases (Translation)

„Du heiliger Strohsack“ - Julian Brandt (You holy straw sack!)

„Bruh“ - Julian Brandt

„Kai, bist du 3?“ Julian Brandt (Kai, are you 3?)

„Du fuckst mich seit Tagen nur noch ab.“ - Kai Havertz @ Julian Brandt (You’ve been fucking me up for days.)

„Manchmal bist du auch ne Bratwurst.“ - Julian Brandt @ Kai Havertz (Sometimes you’re a sausage.)

„Da haben wir schon heftige Schlachten geschlagen.“ - Julian Brandt (We’ve fought fierce battles there.)

„Es geht mit heftig auf den Zeiger.“ - Julian Brandt (That’s getting on my nerves.)

„Wir lutschen uns wieder gegenseitig die Eier.“ - Kai Havertz (We’re gonna suck each other’s balls.)

„Eigentlich sind wir die besten der Welt.“ - Julian Brandt (Actually, we're the best in the world.)

„Always believing!” - Kai Havertz

„Du bist viel am Jammern heute.” Julian Brandt @ Kai Havertz (You're whining a lot today.)

„In die Olga rein” - Sam Schreck (Into the Olga.)

„Er hat gefistet.“ Julian Brandt @ (I guess) Jannis Brandt (He fisted.)

„Du kleiner Hundesohn.“ - Kai Havertz (You’re a son of a dog.)

„Das Der Anfang vom Ende.“ - Julian Brandt (The beginning of the end.)

„Die lebt noch, die Fotze.“ - Kai Havertz (She's still alive, the cunt.)

„Mitch, mein kleiner Freund.“ Kai Havertz (Mitch, my little friend.)

„Sag einmal Wuff Wuff.“ - Kai Havertz @ Sam Schreck (Say woof woof.)

„Ich hab keine Lust euch beim Atmen zuzugucken.“ Julian Brandt (I don't feel like watching you breathe.)

„Trag mich, Trag mich!“ Mitchell Weiser @ Kai Havertz (Carry me, Carry me!)

„I‘m very very very high.“ Kai Havertz

„Ach fickt euch doch alle.“ Kai Havertz (Fuck you all.)

„Sweet & sour“ Julian Brandt

„Du bist ne richtige Schwuchtel“ Kai Havertz @ Julian Brandt (You're a real faggot.)

„Du bist der, der nur negativ war beim DFB.“ Kai Havertz @ Julian Brandt (You're the one who was just negative at the DFB.)

„Ich scheiss auf deine englisch round.“ Kai Havertz @ Sam Schreck (I don’t give a shit about your English round.)

„Jannis, halt mal bitte deine Schauze jetzt.“ Julian Brandt (Jannis, please shut the fuck up now.)