Munkustrap and either Misto or Alonzo for the ask?
How do much do I ship it?: Never heard of it/ Notp / Dislike / used to ship / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / IS IT CANON YET?
What non sexual activities do they like to do together? They definitely really enjoy cuddling and just being close in general. These two are happiest when they occupy the same space - even if they're doing totally separate things.
Who does chores around the house? Munkustrap does the chores, but it's only because he HAS to stay busy. However, if Alonzo notices he's wearing down or genuinely needs to relax (which he won't unless forced) then he will happily pick up the slack so Munk can relax.
Who’s the better cook? Alonzo! Munkustrap was always too busy doing everything else to learn how to properly prepare food.
Who’s the funniest drunk? Alonzo gets really goofy which is a shocking difference to his usual distinguished ways!
Do they have kids? They don't have any biological kittens, but after awhile (when Jemima has grown) Munkustrap would absolutely convince Alonzo to take in and raise with him a little group of stray kittens he found.
Do they have any traditions? Yes! These two would LOVE traditions - they have one for almost everything! They have a nightly tradition of each sharing their favourite part of their day before sleeping, they have holiday traditions like NO OTHER PAIR, they also has a standing lunch date every day no matter what else is going on. Think of a cute tradition? These two probably do it. Nerds.
What do they fight about? This is difficult. I feel like they'd only really argue if like... Munkustrap wasn't taking care of himself properly for too long or if (in the early days) Alonzo is a bit more hesitant to bring kittens into the equation.
What would they do if they found their paring tag on tumblr? (If they have one) Blush. So much blushing for both of them, and maybe some giggling.
Who cried at the end of Marley and me? Munkustrap.
Who always wins at Mario kart? Alonzo. Munk has a hard time understanding it.
One thing I like about this ship? They have such a perfect balance of power couple (being protectors) and sweet couple (being soft bois)!
One thing I don’t like about the ship? I can't really think of anything I dislike about them. Alonzo was one of the first cats I shipped Munkustrap with - meaning I saw them and without any outside influence decided these two cats are in love. Alonzo is one of two cats that I think suits Munkustrap perfectly!
The song I would say fits them? Like I'm Gonna Lose You - Meghan Trainor/John Legend
Another headcanon about the paring? (Free space) Just a little blurb about them (specific to the 1998 film) - During the Pekes and the Pollicles, Alonzo is like the one of the only ones taking the play seriously and it's really cute! He's being such a supportive boyfriend, trying to make sure everything goes well for his man despite everyone else dicking around so much!
How do much do I ship it?: Never heard of it/ Notp / Dislike / used to ship / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / IS IT CANON YET?
What non sexual activities do they like to do together? These two really like long walks together. Munkustrap gets to patrol and feel like he's protecting his tribe, and Mistoffelees gets to enjoy the peace of the night and gaze at the stars, all while being together.
Who does chores around the house? Munkustrap. Misto will help, but only if he's specifically asked to.
Who’s the better cook? Neither of these silly boys knows how to cook - which means they usually visit their friends for meal times or take turns accusing the other of being a bad cook!
Who’s the funniest drunk? Definitely Mistoffelees, he's the funnier of the two anyways, but that just get magnified when they drink!
Do they have kids? Absolutely not - this pair would never have kittens imo.
Do they have any traditions? They have some, but it's mostly just habitual things they do together that Munkustrap then considers traditions. Misto could take them or leave them, but he takes them knowing they're important to Munk.
What do they fight about? A lot. I feel like these two would be very hot and cold. Munkustrap always finds himself frustrated with Misto's immaturity, and likewise Misto gets very annoyed at Munk always being 'holier than thou.'
What would they do if they found their paring tag on tumblr? (If they have one) Munkustrap would be blushing profusely, Mistoffelees would be giggling and reading fanfiction out loud trying to make Munk blush even more!
Who cried at the end of Marley and me? Munkustrap
Who always wins at Mario kart? Mistoffelees
One thing I like about this ship? They're really cute together when they work! And there's so many cute gifs of the two of them interacting I was honestly surprised by it but I'm so here for it.
One thing I don’t like about the ship? Tuggoffelees is like... OTP so it's a little harder for me to get into this one at times. I think Tugger's own immaturity matches Misto's energy better.
The song I would say fits them? Hot and Cold - Katy Perry
Another headcanon about the paring? (Free space) As much as they argue, these two really do adore each other! When things are good between them, it's like they're the only two in the world.
Okay for real though this was really fun to do!! Everyone, feel free to send me more of these with literally any cats ships!
@falasta thank you for sending these ones!!! <3