#misterj

You are sent by the Organized Crime Syndicates of Gotham City to seduce the Joker.They never really know if he is on their side or not, he is too unpredictable and work for himself only. That’s why they decided to hire you as a sort of spy for them, you’d make him just a bit vulnerable, you’d be his weakness.

Fish trained you for weeks to make you finally ready. How to walk like a woman, how to use of your charms, how to use a gun but she also made sure you kept a part of your innocence. You learnt really fast and and found yourself enjoying those made-up situations where you had to use weapons and ingenuity, it was so fun.

Now it was time for real action. Fish had planned this from a long time and it was your duty to make it work. Tonight will take place the annual gala of Wayne Enterprises and according to Fish, the Joker would never miss on such an opportunity to sow chaos. It will be like his own amusement park, all the richest and most powerful people of Gotham gathered in just one room.

You got all dressed up for the event, Fish gave you a fancy white lacy semi-transparent dress and your wear your hair in a kind of braided ponytail.

You wondered all night at the party, having some drinks and trying to talk to people but above all waiting for the Joker to make an apparition. It was now close to midnight and the gala's orchestra was still playing peacefully, nobody screaming, no blood spilling, in other words, no sign of a green haired man. It was calm and actually quite boring. Fish had told you to wait until midnight as the Joker has some kind of fetish for time but you couldn't stand anymore of this dull party so you decided to skip to plan B.

You spotted a wealthy couple among the crowd, a fat man with grey hair around 60 and his wife who looked at least 20 years younger than him. You introduced yourself to them and a few minutes later successfully lured to the roof pretexting that there was an art exhibition. You let them take the stairs first as you pulled your gun out. The man arrived on the roof and looked around. “Well Miss Y/N, I think you've been misinformed, there is nothing here” he declares as he turned to you pointing your gun at him. “Oh no please don't shout !” he cried out, hiding behind his wife.

“Oh so brave Mr. Sullivan ! All I want is her jewels and your money.”

The woman took off her diamond ring and earrings and a pearl necklace as quick as she could and handed it to you. “Here.” she said, shaking. You took them and pointed your gun at the man's face without saying a word. “I have nothing !” he said as he raised his hand, letting appear a luxury gold watch that was hiding under his sleeve. He saw you looking at it so he finally gave it to you. “That's all I have I promise !”

“You see, that's the problem. Either that's true and I wasted my night for a couple of jewels and a goddamn watch, either you're lying and that's not gonna end up good for you. And to be honest, I hardly believe a gross millionaire like you goes anywhere without his precious wallet. So we're gonna make a deal.” You pullet out a knife that was tied to your leg.

“I'm telling telling the truth, I swear !”

“First, I'm gonna give this to your wife. Then, I will search you. If I don't find anything, you are both free. But... if I found out you were lying... I will let your wifey cut off your liar's tongue. And of course, if she doesn't do what I asked, I shot both of you.”

The exchanged a horrified look.

Your eyes fell on the man one more time to give him a last chance to tell the truth but his mouth stayed close. You then proceeded to search him, trousers pockets; empty, jacket pockets; empty. Yet you would have bet he was lying... You remembered something Fish taught you about suits made by some Italian designer in Gotham that all had hidden pockets and searched again, there it was, hidden between the tie and the collar !

“Looks like you're gonna get rid of your tongue Mr. Sullivan.” you smiled.

The man began to cry like a baby, a rich and old looking baby. His wife was paralyzed. “Do it.” you ordered her calmly but firmly. He was crying even more. She opened his mouth with one hand and approached the other one holding the knife.

The blade reflected the glow of the moon as it was getting closer from the man's face but a loud bang interrupted the scene followed by a thumping sound. The man had just been shot down. His wife started screaming instantly but another gunshot stopped her as she fell dead on the ground.

“My friend, I like your style.” said a voice out of nowhere.

You turned around to face who was speaking.

“Joe Kerr” he said, as if it was a real name. He reached out for your hand, twisted it, bowed to you and kissed it. “Delighted to meet you doll. It seems like we have a mutual interest in crime.”

So here is Mister J, next part will come really soon as there is not much of him yet and as i’ve already started writing it !