Naming your kid Jack but with a CH at the end so every time they give their name out, it's impossible to spell correctly
Jach: Jack with a CH
Barista: OK. *writes down Zach*
Jach: No it's Jach with a J, not Zach with a Z
Barista: It's Zach with a J?
Jach: Juh, ack. Juliet Alpha Charlie Hotel
Barista: Ohh...

















