#misny

Unofficial Tim Misny Zine (Part 1/2)

The first is a homage to the corporate overlord of my home state, Ohio. Tim Misny watches over us, keeping us safe and ensuring that he will Make Them Pay. [I took this picture bc it was the first time I saw this specific billboard but it did end up looking kinda good so]

The second is a sunset pic I took on the highway. Not much to say about it but I think it’s pretty. I was not driving for the record, do not worry.

Overhang very close to a waterfall in Costa Rica. The pool was nice to swim in and the waterfall is actually so powerful that you die if you swim under it. Granted it’s fairly hard to swim to it since it pushes you away but if you were to go in from underneath you could probably hurt yourself. I got vaguely close and my parents were very anxious about it.

And finally except there’s a honorable mention: Baby snake!!!!! I think it’s a viper but I don’t know snakes too well. This was taken on the way back from a hike in Costa Rica, unfortunately this was the only snake we saw :(> we even went on a night hike and saw none

but it’s honorable mention time so yall better get ready

heck yeah

anyways time to force other people to do this since I’m socially anxious I’m going to tag exactly three people but if you see this then I am unofficially assigning you to do it too

@neverseen-nevermore @cheddar-cheese-official @bootswiththefur565

also this is not mandatory and if you don’t want to please don’t do it that’d just be rude to yourself

So, if youre not from here, theres this guy. This guy named Tim Misny. Never met him myself but hes a lawyer. Now, most people have no reason to remember the name of a random ohio personal injury lawyer that theyve never even met let alone worked with HOWEVER, everyone in the Cleveland area is likely to know who Misny is.

See, mr Misny has billboards. Like, a lot of billboards. So many billboards all over and and they always, at least used to say "Misny makes them pay". This, along with him being a pretty memorable looking man makes the abundance of advertising pretty memorable. But is it funny? Not quite.

See, i have this friend. Her name is Ava. And almost every time we'd be driving somewhere, sure enough we'd see one of these god forsaken billiards. In this year alone Ava has said at least three times the following words in relation to the billboards "if this man has the money to put up all these billboards, he has the money to hire someone to make him a better slogan"

Of course my friend is right, however, it wasnt until much later that things started to change... for the worse. See, Misny did change his slogan, however, instead of making it more professional and interesting he makes it "im tim misny. You know what i do"

..... now anyone in there right mind would consider this to be extremly personal. Could he hear my friends prayers? Was the outrage of his terrible slogan so huge that he decided to change it? These answers we may never know. However the chaos doesnt end there. Not to long after he changes the billboards again, but not the slogan. Actually he does the complete opposite of changing the slogan again and gets rid of it entirly, leaving a blank billboard with nothing but a picture of his eyes and terrifyingly sharp eyebrows in its place... needless to say this was much worse than the last slogan, and these billboards have been scaring ohioans, pleguing the local public, and leaving us with more questions that's answers. Dont believe me? I have proof

Unofficial Tim Misny Zine (Part 2/2 lol just this part)

(you can print out ur own @ https://zinehelp.itch.io/)

A couple in Uniontown, Ohio who requested a blonde hair, blue eyed donor is suing the sperm bank after receiving the sperm of an African-American donor. They discovered the mix-up while still pregnant with their daughter, Payton (now 2) when they requested more sperm from the same donor for the future.

While there is just cause for outrage at the mix-up, the reasons cited by the mothers, Jennifer Cramblett and Amanda Zikron, are extremely troubling. For example, they claim that having to travel to black neighborhoods to get their daughter’s hair done has been emotionally distressing because they don’t feel welcome. Umm, what about the emotional distress of your child who has to grow up with a bunch of racists that have gone public about how awful it us for them to be stuck with a black daughter? They maintain that they love their daughter, but publicly stating how raising a black daughter is inconvenient and emotionally scarring indicates otherwise