Seeing that Vark/Shok.wav ask made me think about a version of the ālost signal endingā where the veeās use what they learned from Vark to turn Alastor into a āProto-Alā resembling a character from one of those puppet shows Vox would ramble about whilst locked in the tower which is not fun for Alastor who is now shorter than niffty, unable to do basic things like go up the stairs by himself, AND being mute with Vox being the one to translate for him (and with the fact Vox just subconsciously makes up what Alastor was trying to say thanks to the broadcast)
Oh, that'd be fun! Seeing how S2 has confirmed Velvette to be a full-on witch, I could see her having the transfiguration powers to pull this off, especially with all the power she's accrued in the past seven years/Alastor's weakened post-Adam state. Not sure if "Proto Alastor" would be edgy middle schooler Alastor, deer Alastor, or both.
Deer Alastor is furiously stamping out Morse Code with his hooves, but Vox is still the only one at the hotel who can translate it (that's a lie, Husk knows Morse Code, but he's gonna pretend he doesn't right now because it's cathartic to watch Al struggle).
(Also, I'm almost certain that Episode 4 is gonna end with Alastor being captured by the Vees, so this ask is going to be kind of topical in about 20 hours or so)


















