#misc headcanons

Tezla doesn't cook purely because he has no reason to cook

Lani can cook well she's a quick learner at most things

Kurt can't cook he was too busy racing grand prix for years to actually learn BUT he can microwave tv dinner okay

Wylde can cook like 3 things and they slap he just only cooks like once a year two if you're lucky...he's usually too lazy to do so

Monkey should not touch the kitchen he's a great chemist he's a great mechanic he's great at burning water

Porkchop and Tork are unstoppable when they're working together they always have Taro as an extra set of hands and input and the three can manage a kitchen with minimal need for dialogue [the problems are when Monkey and Wylde get involved]

Nolo can cook fairly well and is one of the only Teku that CAN cook on the fly

The other two? Vert and Shirako.

Vert is good at making stuff at random if he follows a recipe he's fucked.

Shirako can cook by recipe that's it and if it's just for him he's just not putting effort into elaborate meals he needs time for other things

Introduced the gang to the 4th of July (He is patriotic).

"What do you mean you've never tried [American Food]? We gotta get you a [American Food Item] on god."

Smokes cigars/cigarettes and always smells like cigarette smoke.

(These are largely based around his voice lines, may not be accurate to what happens in game.)

- He *can* smell fear, among other things. He can probably track you down if you’ve been running for a long while, or he can tell how long it’s been since you’ve been in an area. I’d imagine that he works similarly to Bloodhound, but with much more malicious intent. Depending on your relationship with him, he might wait until your scent is faded before sneaking into your room to wait for his chance to strike.

- He can’t actually eat, but he can totally bite. He usually doesn’t, though. Biting is definitely saved as an intimidation tactic, like spotting you through the window, waiting for your eyes to find his in the darkness and letting the metal jaws hang open as a grim warning of one of the many things that may happen if he gets into the safe space you’ve claimed.

- He’s actually extremely attentive to you. He’s hyper aware of things that others might not notice, like the way your nose scrunched up at an unpleasant sound, or the way you react to certain other individuals. No matter how good of a liar you may be, he’s going to figure you out, likely by clinging to the shadowed walls, flattening himself beneath furniture, or perched up on light fixtures and watching your every move.

As a kid when he did make friends, they thought he didn’t really want to be their friend -- he wouldn’t invite them to his house or initiate playing or anything. so he lost friends easily 

Often wears sunglasses and blue light glasses. He wants to minimize eye strain. He sometimes gets migraines from eye strain. 

Cuts his own hair. diy wolfcut

Doesnt swear often. Occasional “damn” and such but. When u hear him say fuck u know ur in trooooouble

Hates dogs. 

in private, aizawa is a lot more lighthearted. he has a sense of humor. he jokingly teases others, can often keep things lighthearted. he likes to fuck w people 

costume is weather-resistant

Lol I'm glad you liked them! I'm full of all sorts of miscellaneous headcanons about characters and all I need is the slightest provocation to talk about them :P

Foretellers scents, though, let's see

Ava I think would smell like dandelion tea and daisies, with an undertone of sun-warmed linen

Gula smells like old books and an oak fire

Aced smells like a well-seasoned cast iron frying pan warming over a hearth fire, like he smells metallic and spicy at the same time and it's very nice

Idk what Ira smells like but it's clean and sharp and subtly calming. It's not quite lavender but it's close

Invi smells like violets and a splash of raspberry lemonade

Luxu smells like tobacco flowers and that super rich loamy soil that makes flowering plants explode with blooms

u know what anon. 

i’m gonna make u a chart of everyone (feel free to ask for elaboration i feel like there are some controversial choices)

Hypmic Men and their Relationship to the Word “Poggers”

WOO POG,, here’s a few off of the top of my head

Overly sentimental? Yeah, this guy broods (but he won’t call it that)

Surpringly, he gets along with tinker and Polar. Polar isn’t one to talk much so he doesn’t push Spec’s limits and tinker kind of gets him.. mostly in the ‘don’t talk to me’ department

He really likes the songs bard has composed, La danse macabre is his favourite (he’s totally not biased or anything)

He still keeps his promise to luan, and looks out for Reize. Sometimes he’ll interfere with fights if he’s really worried.

Pertaining to the prior, Spec really doesn’t like that Reize hangs out with Phantom Striker, due to the whole lich yard ordeal

He’s still pretty good friends with the lot from the Tower of fate, but that’s obvious

Spin Ye bottle and Joustus are nice passtimes of his- since he managed to hold onto a deck of cards

Would deck Queen Knight for some gold, he’d probably do it for free, too

When he isn’t doing much, he’s probably hanging out in his hideout