#misbehavinmaidens

Our new album is live!

If you like the idea of funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk, check it out.

One track was even inspired by Tumblr! "Mermaids and Queers" is about how mermaids and sirens might lure to their deaths asexual, demisexual, and other people not attracted to women.

Tracks include:

1. Bibliophilia (original): Library! Sex! Puns! (R)

2. Slytherins are Misunderstood (parody of folk song “Jogging”): UR SNEK FRIENDZ R OK. (PG-13)

3. Mermaids and Queers (original): Sirens have special tricks to lure straight women, gay guys, asexuals, and demisexuals to their deaths. (Inspired by Tumblr!) (PG)

4. Space Shanty (parody of traditional “The Mermaid”): Star Trek: TNG was pretty hilarious, yeah? (PG)

5. Smile! (cover of a song by our cuddle enemies The PDX Broadsides & their friend Fletcher Lanning): Catcalling sucks. Don’t ask us to smile. (PG)

6. Bunnies in My Brain (parody of “Chicken on a Raft”): Anthropomorphizing anxiety disorder! (PG)

7. 600 Miles (Dragon Con) (parody of Hedy West’s “500 Miles” - no, not the Proclaimers’ song, sorry): Atlanta is very #%$&king far away (for us). (R)

8. Dock Worker's Song (parody of Great Big Sea’s/Ron Angel’s “Chemical Worker’s Song”): #SexWorkerLyfe (R)

9. Pillowtalk (original - BRAND NEW, performed live for the first time April 2019!): What NOT to say after sex. (R)

10. Mansplain Man (parody of folk traditional “Hangin’ Johnny”): Seriously, don’t be that guy. (PG)

11. Drinks Don't Have a F**king Gender (original): Drink what you want. Who cares if it’s pink? Break gender stereotypes. Burn the patriarchy. (This is our sweariest song.) (R)

12. Dumb Ways to Con (parody of Internet meme sensation “Dumb Ways to Die”): Tales of fandom con foolishness. (PG)