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My Mom sent this to me this morning 🤣 Happy Mother’s Day to all the human, animal and mineral moms out there! #happymothersday #birdiewatching #mirandabird (at Bellville, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxYOlFFHNEm/?igshid=anmjjlwxph5m
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Have you ever seen more beautiful boy? #birdiewatching #MirandaBird (at Bellville, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwk6gZTH4bo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1l5j13f82sfrm
Dear Miranda,
Me: (referring to boy) yummy yummy yummy!!!
Miranda: I got love in my tummy!!
(simultaneously)
Miranda: I quote baby food commercials
Me: GASP! Intercourse...
Miranda:
Me:
Miranda:
Me: Or baby food commercials...
Miranda: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Reasons why I love my friends (Part 3!)
Me: I don't even know what to do!
Miranda: Shave her head.
Miranda: And eyebrows.
Miranda: Then go from there.
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You know you're going to a Gotye concert when:
Miranda: I LOVE HIM.
Me: MEEEEEEE TOOOOOOO
Miranda: WE WILL BE NEAR HIM TOMORROW NIGHT
Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miranda: HOPFULLY HE'LL SWEAT ON US.
Me: I. WOULD. DIE!!!!!!!
Miranda: Urination due to excitement.
Me: Me. Too.
I received this message from my darling, wonderful Miranda and I decided it was too good not to share as a post:
"i wrote you a poem
roses are blueÂ
violets are red
im bad with colors, but im wicked in bed.
did i write that? i dunno… but anyways. im gonna call you later.
i hope you enjoyed my really pointless message… WHORESON JOLTHEAD!"
