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A bell pepper is a kind of girl. She wants you to take her home with you so you can taste the inside of each other's mouths.
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A bell pepper is a kind of girl. She wants you to take her home with you so you can taste the inside of each other's mouths.
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Reading human domestication guide media is fun when you're me because you can project any and every weird idea you want onto the Affini characters, especially in terms of voices.
Got a big fat crush on Sigourney Weaver? Well, that's great because she's now the voice of the giant plant alien taking care of the main character that you project your own identity onto.
Think that one Affini with neopronouns doing the weird BDSM stuff to the straight girl would sound funnier in your head if you imagined em with the voice of Keith David? Well, now you can't unhear it.
What's another sexy voice you've heard before? How about that goth queen from your old Disney channel comfort show, Star vs the Forces of Evil? Yeah, Eclipsa. She's the plant lady taking care of the main character's love interest now.
Also there's the subject of the Affini language and how I imagine it sounds, since the fic I'm reading does have dialogue that is stated to be in Affini. Yeah, so, I just imagine it's Irish, tbh. I know it's not an alien language, I know it doesn't match the grammatical rules that the text implies the Affini language to have. I just find it sexy, so there.
It's like "The phrase 'good girl' or an appropriate equivalent are usually the first words a floret picks up on." Okay, well, I'm now imaging Plant Alien Sigourney Weaver saying "nach cailÃn maith thú!" to me and giving me an instant boner. I'm sorry I'm horny for spoken Irish. I read HDG I don't have a normal sexuality.
I'm happy to princess post but I am actually technically a countess. I'd really like to tell you which countess I am, but lots of counties in the US are not that big and I don't want randos being able to figure out where my castle is. I'm not saying don't call me "princess," I'm just saying to remember that that is not my official title. So, it's only for like, the bedroom. Calling me "countess" in the bedroom is also hot AF, of course, but it does have a different vibe, so it's for different situations.
Am I interested in being a maid girl, or do I just recognize how bad I am at cleaning my own place, and now I'm looking for something that can put me in a headspace that will motivate me to clean?
phallus-preserving vaginoplasties as well as pussy-preserving dickoplasties or whatever they're called should take a week or two to schedule and cost 87 cents after the copay. And be available to anybody whether or not they're trans.
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transgender lesbians are actually the coolest mfs ever because where else can you find so many people who have a breeding kink want it in both directions? "I don't know which thing I want more: to get you pregnant, or for you to get me pregnant."
Well then do I have good news for you! You can do both! The hardest part is deciding which to do first...
damn, I am greedy, and slutty as fuck. I just got to do it earlier and I'm still randomly jerking my hips and moaning while doing laundry or some shit, like it's completely involuntary. The memory as well as the feeling of it just... flash in my head without warning, and suddenly my eyes are out of focus and my jaw is limp.
Every man should be forced at gunpoint to sit down to piss.