I've learned a lot from the last few reviews. The path to feeling better about oneself is to not worry about it. So obviously the path to true confidence is not to worry about anything. Which led to a problem of sorts. After all, how can you Not Worry about anything if you don't have anything to worry about? My first order of business would be to collect enough problems that I could actually put Ignorance through its paces.
The best and most obvious place to start, as usual, was with fire! I burnt everything. Matches, incense, toast, furniture, my neighbour's home. It was glorious. And then I just... ignored it! "What fire?" I asked the firefighters that showed up. "What house?" I said to my oddly angry neighbour. It was like these Problems Didn't Even Exist! It worked so well I actually had to remind myself I was working, and not just having a Perfectly Ordinary Day.
Next up I thought I'd try Ignoring a much more Active Problem. So I made my way to a local watering hole and started some... aggravations. Spilling drinks, toppling chairs, questioning confidence, you know, the usual. I noticed right away these sorts of Problems were Substantially more difficult to Ignore. Despite me not giving them any notice, and just enjoying my beverage in peace, these Issues were yelling at me, and even pushing me around! The audacity was so much, I wanted to bury my head in a box. Luckily there was one nearby! Once I had donned my Ignorance Enhancing Headwear nothing could get through.
Why I couldn't even hear the Inconveniences' harsh words anymore. There was practically nothing to Ignore. Once I'd made this revelation the need for a review basically halted and I simply spent the day basking in my Lack of Worries. Nothing could put a dent in my Corrugated Confidence.
The rest of my day was a blur I can barely remember, aside from how absolutely fantastic I felt! Alas I can only rate this as an average confidence booster. The effects only lasted until I removed the box and focused on something, at which point elation turned to delation. During my experiments today somebody burned and vandalized my home! What kind of a monster would do that?! I'm sure Hubert is ok at least, House Hippos are known to be very resilient, but in the meantime I'm going back into my Box.
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