#miniaturemenace

there is something deeply funny to me about imagining a tiny little troublemaker the size of a pinky finger getting all mouthy and rowdy, only for the much bigger giants and giantesses around them to stop, look down, and collectively go “okay, now what do we do with that little menace?”

because at that scale, every tantrum is somehow both adorable and extremely serious. like yes, you are bold. yes, you are causing problems. yes, you fit in a teacup. and now the entire towering household has to convene a tiny emergency meeting about discipline, consequences, and whether the gremlin in question has earned a stern talking-to or just a very dramatic timeout on a high shelf, or maybe they need to spend the day tucked away in a back pocket ignored and occasionally sat on, lol.

{ please dear jesus either for Othello or Claude THIS IS MAKING ME ASCEND }

              There was simply no way in hell and heaven that William was going to kiss Othello, or at least, not directly, yet he was the kind of man that did stick to his promises no matter what, so even if the topic was as ridiculous as giving away kisses, he was certainly going to accomplish the task no matter what.

Taking out one of his presentation cards out of the pocket of his elegant suit, the shinigami placed his lips against the white thin card before extending it towards Othello. A rather lame action in all honesty, but far preferable than having to directly kiss him.

From this meme here:

❖  

POSITIVE.

I think you’re awesome ║ I like you ║ I want to go on a date with you ║  I love you ║ You’re cute/handsome ║ I want to marry you ║ You’re attractive ║ I wish we could spend more time together! ║ I’d like to get to know you better ║  I admire you ║ You’re someone that I look up to ║ You’re very kind ║ I consider us friends ║ I secretly have a crush on you ║ I have high respect for you ║ We have common interests ║ I’m happy that I met you

❖   NEGATIVE.

I feel uncomfortable around you ║ You’re bothersome ║ I never want to speak to you again ║ I dislike you ║ I loathe you ║ I’m envious of you ║ I’m worried about you ║ We don’t get along well ║ You’re the worst kind of person ║ You get on my nerves ║ You’re annoying to me ║ We have nothing in common ║ I wish I had never met you ║ I wouldn’t date you if you were the last person alive ║ Not you again

( That's because hes a fucking weenie with little to no skills. IM JUST SAYING INLOVE MY SON BUT HE IS USELESS. But also, circus arc au? H e l l a. )

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