#mini schneep

That Doctor Thought he could Save Him

This is the best I can do today.

Schneep? What’s wrong?

Mini Schneep: I don’t feel much like a doctor.

How? You save lives!

Mini Schneep: The number of deaths by my hands is more than lives I’ve saved.

Mini Schneep: I just don’t know if this is really me.

Hey, you guys! I have an idea!

Mini Jackie: What?

You’re all in desperate need of a makeover.

Mini Marvin: What do you mean by that?

Well, the lot of you were my first crochet minis project that I was proud of (minus you Jamie, because you’re a second edition).

What if I remade you all? Your outfits and gave you armatures so you could be poseable.

Mini Chase: Remake our outfits? What does that mean?

I’ll crochet a newer version of you all. New designs, new hair, new everything.

Mini Schneep: What will happen to our original forms?

I’ll salvage what I can (hats, masks, etc), but your original forms will go into storage.

Mini Anti: On one condition. I get a better form.

So, once every year I redecorate my desk; this means I change the arrangement of books and items on it. Today I decided to redecorate.

So here’s the before:

Huge mess, books everywhere.

After taking things off:

And after everything went back, in a different position. But there is one protest:

Anti: I don’t like this place! It’s not in a dark corner like last time and I’m right next to your PMA note!

Me: *sigh* Well, at least here I can keep watch on you and you’re near the more evil side of my book collection: Holocaust novels.

Anti: Fine.

Chase: This seems like where we were before, but I like it. Cosy, right James?

JJ (sign language): I like it. It’s nice.

Sam (telepathic): I can see all!

Me: And do you guys like your new place?

JBM: I like it. I can watch over everyone.

Marvin: Nice, spacious. I can practice my magic here.

Robbie: Like.

Well, that’s a job well done. Except for Anti.

Anti: Fine. Leave me with the people the Community theorise about. Don’t blame me if one of them dies.