#mini play

oh, idk i was just messing around with plays and characters…

It’s a summer night and there is a warm breeze. G and H sit on lounge chairs on the patio.  In the distance, you can hear the constant hum of the highway. Well, except for H eating chips. H finishes a bag of chips. G: It’s like I can hear the moment your teeth hit the chip. Like the chip’s like “oh my god don’t eat me”– crunch! Like there’s no escaping these teeth. H: Mmmhmm. G: I’m just saying…

Mom: When is the last time you read an actual book?

Me: *slowly looks up from book*

Mom: I don't think I've ever seen you pick one up and actual READ!

Me: *reads and points to the stack of books on the shelf*

Mom: *shocked*

Me: Oh and manga is an actual book, just because you don't read it doesn't mean other people don't *starts reading again*

scuba dive down the ridge?

-it's one mother of an unforgettable experience.

not if you’re claustrophobic

-lava flow is not till next season

I’m prone to panic attacks

-watch and the wreck emerges

you can float under a submerged ruin and never come up again

-I told you it’s a life changing experience

Take this.  Viscose is like silk but it has none of the maintenance.

- It doesn’t touch my body.

For curvy ladies this gives you freedom of movement.

- If I run past a naked flame I would catch fire.

Look how it skims over the body.