a little Valentineâs Day present for @respectthepie: some AU in which Minho, Teresa and Newt are roommates, they are happy, have no care in the world, and somehow, thereâs a dog involved, too, because, honestly, sometimes we need to escape that dreadful canon :D
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Minho and Newt are 100% drift-compatible. Their brains are largely wired the same way, they share most of their opinions, and even though it is not made apparent since they are bickering a lot of the time, when the going gets tough, they work together without even needing words to communicate. Itâs a skill they perfected in the Maze, but it had been present even before.
They are both huge freakinâ Star Wars fans. They have learned to reanact the lightsaber duel between Luke and Vader from Episode V, quotes and everything. For some reason, they usually break that out when theyâre cooking, and duel each other with wooden kitchen spoons, much to the delight of whoever is there with them. Teresa giggles every single time Newt declares âNow, release your anger and your hatred, and destroy me!â.
They donât show their affection for each other very openly in public, donât kiss or hold hands all the time, Newt doesnât like shoving their relationship into everybodyâs throats, and so there are only glances that linger for a moment too long, hands that brush against each other, Minhoâs hand on Newtâs lower back, Newt stopping Minho in his tracks by simply putting the back of his hand against Minhoâs chest. Itâs very discreet and non-verbal way, and since nobody bothered to declare that theyâd taken the step from friend to more than that, it took a while for their friends to catch on.
They disagree on the most trivial of things, but woe betide anyone who tells them that to their faces, because they will instantly forget whatever they were fighting about and gang up on the poor soul who dared defying them. It is almost impossible to win a sass-off with the two of them. They work so well off each other, they are both quick-witted and smarter than is good for them.
They are both the kind of guys who loudly sing along to the radio or the playlist thatâs running. Whenever either of them has no idea what the lyrics are, he makes some up. There have been instances of them dancing on the table to old Abba classics. Brenda caught them doing that, but to this day, nobody wants to believe her.
Send me a character of a ship and Iâll type down five headcanons for them?
Pleeeeeease write the window washer au for Minewt!!!
Anon, you got me. Of all the AUs on that list, I actually thought of writing that one before going âmehâ and only reblogging it.
And still, here it is. It kind of got to over 1k, what is plot, and I donât even know what the hell I wrote here. So...enjoy?
Minho was fuming.
It was probably not healthy to think up twenty different ways to punch Gally in the face, but anything keeping him from actually realizing his streetfighter fantasies couldnât be that bad, he reckoned. If he had to sit through another âbrain-storming sessionâ, as Thomas quite stupidly called them, in which Gally just seemed to exist to pitch the exact opposite of what Minho wanted to do, heâd probably end up throwing an office chair out the window. With or without Gally in it. He hadnât decided yet.
The only silver lining was the fact that he at least could go down to the company fitness room and simmer down on a treadmill. And man, did he need that right now.
The business man smoothly slipped out of the jacket of his suit, throwing it almost carelessly onto his chair. One of the perks of having an albeit small office all to himself was that he could get changed here and not in the common locker room. He liked his colleagues, he really didâŚmost of them anyways. But he didnât like them enough to get down into that eighth layer of hell, not in a hundred years.
Minho, still lost in thoughts, was unbuttoning his shirt, when he suddenly heard knocking.
It didnât come from the door.
Frowning in confusion, Minho turned to the window, bright and as high and long as the room, and was surprised to see dark brown eyes looking back at him.
The face belonging to those eyes wasâŚreally fucking pretty. High cheekbones, thin lips curled up into a mocking smile and those sparkling chestnut eyes, all of it framed by messy blond hair.
Then, Minho realized he was standing there half undone, his shirt open and everything, and because his patience had been strained enough already today, he acted before he thought over it.
With three steps, he had walked across the room and torn open the section of the window the man was behind.
He slammed his hands onto the windowsill and leaned forward, towards him. âWhat the hell are you doing here?? Enjoy playing peeping Tom?!â
In the three seconds it took the other man to blink confused, smirk cynically and answer âWhat does it bloody look like, you genius?â, Minho noticed a few things, like the harness and straps attached to the blond man, the squeegee in his hand and the fact that they were actually in the twenty-fifth floor of the building. All of that combined did not leave a lot of possibilities as to what this guy was doing, literally hanging outside his office window.
ââŚyouâre cleaning the window.â Minho said tonelessly.
The other one actually laughed at his face. âFancy fucking that. What did ya think I was doing? Didnât you get the memo? Iâd rather do my job and not be pissed on a bloody jerk who doesnât even throw a glance outside or â mind you â close the damn curtains before starting to strip in front of a fucking gigantic window. And then that idiot has the audacity to yell at me for something that was of no fault of mine! Seriously, mind your own bloody business!â
MinhoâŚjust stared for a few seconds.
Shit.
He really should learn to watch his mouth.
The businessman let out a puff of air he didnât known heâd previously held in. âIâmâŚsincerely sorry. My day has not been particularly amazing and I let it out on you.â
The other guy huffed. âYeah, my day has not been exactly sunshine and daisies either. Ainât yelling at strangers for that though.â
Minho pinched the bridge of his nose. âDude, Iâm honestly sorry.â
His opponent smiled, and for some completely off reason, it made Minhoâs day just a bit better.
âWe all have these days.â the window cleaner said a lot calmer.
Minho looked at him for a second, and then stretched out a hand. âMinho Park.âThe smile snuck back on the blondâs face as he shook it. âThe nameâs Isaac Ayscough. People call me Newt.â
Minhoâs eyebrow jerked up. âThey do?â
Newt raised an arm to put the squeegee into a bucket hanging from his side, and Minho couldnât help but notice that, despite the other man being rather tall and lean, his arms were muscled and his hands calloused, used to work.
âDonât ask.â he said, shaking his head over the nickname.
âI wonât.â Minho promised with a grin. âIâll just accept that there are companies in New York who hire gigantic mutated amphibians to clean windows.â
Newt grinned and obviously wanted to retort with something teasing when a sudden gust of wind moved his Boatswainâs chair, catching both of them off guard.
He tipped forward, legs against the window, hands clinging onto the windowsill. Minho, at the same time, had surged forward, momentarily forgetting that Newt was secured with ropes and belts.
It left them in quite an awkward position. Their faces were barely centimetres away, and Minho could make out little specks of green in Newtâs brown eyes. He was very suddenly reminded that he had spent this whole conversation with an open shirt like a really watered down pimp. There was the feeling of Newtâs knuckles pressing against his lower abdomen and his breath brushing over his face.
For a few seconds, they stayed like that, neither of them moving a centimetre, and stared surprised into each otherâs eyes. Then, Newtâs glance flicked down for just a moment, almost discreetly.
ââŚhow do you want to un-awkward this again?â Minho then asked with a sly grin.
âIâd first button up that shirt. It would be five times less awkward already.â Newt answered, mirroring his smile.
He pushed himself away from the windowsill, and his fingers brushed for the blink of an eye over Minhoâs skin.
The businessman felt his cheeks heat up, but he still had his quick tongue. âMaking you uncomfortable?â
Newt laughed. âMaking me rather insecure than uncomfortable, to be frank.â
Minho blushed even harder at the compliment.
Before he could try to respond to this ridiculously quick-witted, ridiculously handsome guy, a voice interrupted him.
âNewt, are you alright?? Youâve been glued to that one window for five minutes now!â
The window washer looked up to wherever the voice mightâve come from, and rolled his eyes. ââm fine, Alby, donât worry!â
âThen get your ass to work!â the other window washer â Alby? â yelled back, but Minho could hear the smile in the manâs voice.
âI will!â Newt called and flashed Minho an apologetic grin. âI gotta actually clean this window nowâŚso if you could kindly close it for me not to get cut off by my partner and plummet down to my untimely death, Iâd really appreciate it.â
Minho snickered. âIâll even close the curtains this time.â
âYou are the single most attentive guy Iâve ever met.â Newt said mockingly.
The businessman winked, and Newtâs smile deepened.
âAyscough! Work! Now! You can still flirt after quitting time!â Alby interfered yet again.
Newtâs face flushed.
âYeah. When do you get off work anyways?â Minho asked, recognizing an opportunity when it offered itself.
Newt looked at him for a long moment before smiling. âSix.â
âHalf past six, then, at âFrypanâsâ? You know, the cafĂŠ just down the street?â Minho said almost too quickly.
Newt grinned. âSure. Till then, I guess. I really gotta hurry, or Albyâs gonna bottle me up.â
âOkay.â Minho answered and simply shut the window, leaving the cleaner to laugh at him outside.
Newt grimaced at him as he drew the curtains, and Minho couldnât help but smile fondly as he turned away.
Gally did not understand why Minho, wearing full running gear, shook his hand in the elevator, and thank him for driving him mad in that session an hour ago.
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punkbrenderesa replied to your post: well, I just came back from seeing TST...
HEY NOW WANNA CALM THE FUCK DIWN
We can alternatively talk about how the sole purpose of that scene in the car, with Newt smiling and Minho looking grumpily and Jorge smirking all knowingly, was to show that a certain someone called shotgun before Minho did, and that Minho (the guy who jumps up beds to get the top bunk before anyone else does) actually does that that guy says. Or about how both Newt and Minho are now canonically top-bunk-people. That means no, I wonât be calming down anytime soon.
well, I just came back from seeing TST for the second time in cinema and I realized why Minho keeps quiet at the end, when the others talk about how the Gladers that were most important to them shouldâve seen this place, shouldâve gotten to safety
itâs simply because the person he wanted to get out before anyone else is sitting right behind him on that rock, talking about how much he wanted Alby to see this - Newtâs still there, and Newt is safe
wait one movie and Minho too will have a name to utter whenever regret comes up