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I live, I build tree!

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oh my god
I just pranked the everliving fuck outta my friend in minecraft. I convinced him that they added... *wheeze*
That they added fucking Cave ChickensĀ to minecraft.
We were playing in Peaceful Mode (donāt judge me lol) and both of us were mining in different directions, and talking with a group over discord. Eventually I hit lava so I turned around to regroup. He wound up finding a lush cave, so I followed his torches in. I saw him and was about to approach when the realization hit me.
He doesnāt know Iām here. He doesnāt know that I know where he is.
And the trickster god said unto me,Ā āDo it.ā
So I turned around and quietly made my way back to the base. I went to the farm, and nabbed some eggs from my chickens. Now, the plan wasĀ to throw the egg at him and have him get all confused likeĀ āWait I thought we were in peaceful mode why am I being attackedā
But... I missed. And he didnāt hear it.
However.
A fucking chicken spawned from the egg. I threw another, and ANOTHER CHICKEN SPAWNED. So now there were just... two baby chickens hanging out in a cave.Ā
I only had three eggs, the third didnāt spawn anything but two was enough.Ā
āHey dude, did you know about the cave chickens?ā āThe what? Cave chickens?āĀ
āYeah! They added cave chickens to minecraft! Itās a new thing, theyāre just in the caves now.ā
āOh shit, really? Oof I think I went too far, I should head back.ā
Perfect. Timing.
āKeep an eye out for cave chickens on your way back!ā āYeah Iāll look for em.ā
So at this point Iām hiding just around the corner from the newly spawned chickens. I hear him coming.
āOH!!! I found one!!!ā
āOh wow really that was fast!ā (Holding back laughter)
āOH SHIT THEREāS TWO OF THEMā (Full on cackling at this point)
He walked right by me and I was just wheezingĀ so I had to tell him to turn back around. He saw me and was like ???
āDude.Ā Thereās no such thing... as cave chickens. I threw eggs. Iāve been here the w-whole time--ā
The entire group chat was laughing, including him. A good day.
Second episode done!
In the previous episode, CharmingMothman and I pranked ThomasToSpaceās build with the ultimate insult to his pro-Overworld, anti-Nether company: like a bazillionĀ āwithersā of assorted varieties invading his skyscraper.
Ā This episode we get to see his reaction!
...and then, as threatening, he retaliates against Mothman, and tries to rope me in on it, promising immunity if I cooperate.
64 golems of despair
You know what would be absolutely bazingas?
Picture this: An SMP. Some guy has a generic skin with some signature features like I dunno, an enderman head.
Anyways,
The guy, whenever the SMP is being streamed by literally anyone (and given he gets into the frame everyday) he, italics, changes the color of something on his suit by one HEX value without ever mentioning.
At first I dunno his eyes are red, nobody gives a shit they are red, nothing too weird about it. Then after some time someone begins noticing they kinda look more magenta. He doesn't admit he's been changing their color every stream, so eventually it is just dismissed.
Or he manages to change the color of some feature on his outfit through the ENTIRE hex hue values wheel and nobody noticed.
Then some fans just come by and watch the old streams or make compilations of the funniest moments or similar stuff, like you do, and notice the changing of the sly fucker's skin feature color and just lose their fucking minds over the longest running SMP prank you could possibly achieve.
Like how many HEX values of hue you got? I can't even find an answer online, this shit's wild. The number is astronomical, so the changes every day will be incredibly, mindblowingly small. As. Fuck.
Nobody will notice the difference between two days in a row, but they sure will notice if you run two streams a day on the SMP for months wouldja.

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I should, in fact, not be alone on the server. I tried to place a squid head in the mountain my base mate has been hollowing out for our mega base. As a prank. I'm not the only one who has pulled these pranks.
What I didn't plan for was placing it to test which angle it would place at AND NOT BEING ABLE TO PICK IT BACK UP! So, there's just a squid head by the ceiling.
I, full of shame, had to tell my base mate that I would figure out how to pick it up and wouldn't just leave it there because of my failed prank.
Apparently, I JUST NEEDED TO SHIFT.
I shouldn't have pranked Notch like this. Nothing will ever be the same. š¢
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Yāall know that Patreon server Iāve been playing on for the last 6 months, doing too many streams, sometimes posting clips and UHCs?
Weāre going over to official episode territory! Finally!
This oneās about me and a friend swarming someoneās skyscraper with withers and alternate dimensional wither cousins
Hopefully youāll enjoy watching as much as we enjoyed making it <3
(fair warning to anyone whoās not used to dealing with my video content - thereās a fair amount of cursing. We think weāre gonna work towards being family friendly in future episodes, but for now, just be aware.)