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Idk if anyone else does this, but when I play Minecraft and get pets I put them places and give them "jobs". I have all these buildings inhabited solely by animals. Watchtowers with watch-dogs. Docks with fisher-cats. Mines with donkey miners. Honestly my signature "finishing touch" to a build is to put an animal inside it hahahaha

#i name them too #minecraft #minecraft memes #minecraft meme #minecraft joke #minecraft tips #minecraft tumblr #mineblr

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Minecraft asmr of me forgetting where everything is

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#I need to label my chests #minecraft #minecraft memes #Minecraft joke #asmr joke #gaming

Misogynist minecraft fans when they realize theyre going to the nether and not the nethim

#minecraft #me and my friend have a braintot #brainrot #not braintot Lmao #HELP I JUST REALIZED #THAT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE IM MISOGYNISTIC #IM NOT!!!!#shout out to women #minecraft joke #post #minecraft post

Joke my dad made while watching secret life with me:

What do you call really old French cheeses?

Ancient de bries

#secret life #bad jokes #minecraft joke

What are Steve and Alex's favorite mobs? Mine are Illagers! ^^

Haha Ok XD

#that's a good joke!#minecraft #minecraft joke #X)

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Here's a comprehensive list of what you should do with your freshly-harvested diamondd depending on the amount you have:

1: shovel (or jukebox)

2: sword

3: pickaxe

4: pickaxe + shovel

5: pickaxe + sword. Alternatively, make an enchanting table

6: pickaxe + axe / pickaxe + sword + shovel depending on area (choose shovel if you're gonna dig, axe if you're gonna chop some trees down. Axe and sword both serve as weapons)

7: pickaxe + axe + shovel

9: pickaxe + axe + shovel + sword

10: ten jukeboxes

1 476: fully powered diamond beacon

30 564: ten thousand one hundred and eighty-eight AXE so you don't smell as bad

2 965 493: coat a small island with a layer of diamond blocks

4 000 000: two million hoes (you still won't have as many as me, but it's worth trying)

4,6 × 10^18: fill the entire playable world with diamond blocks

5,7 × 10^5848: buy the actual Mojang company

There you go! Hope that helps or keeps you busy on this fine evening!