Just learned that the Minecraft series I watched as a kid wasn't a shitty 3D animated rip off of Total Drama Island using Minecraft characters based off toys for no reason, but was in fact a licensed show by Mojang, Xbox, Mattel, and Atomic Creations. Scrolling through the abominations called mobs native to this hellish alternate plastic universe is rather humorous, such as the Enderall who you should go look at now. Sadly I've come across horrible news, a terrifying monster that's stuck with me all these years... is alive.
This motherfucker summoned a werewolf, a demon cow, a mummy sheep, and a skeleton pig and it was so scary because I thought he'd find his way into real Minecraft soon and destroy us all. Cropsy you bastard, meet me face to face, I dare you melon boy. I ain't playin' wi'chu' seedling, get yo watery ass over here, I ain't a little boy no more, I'm a woman 🔥
