#mindstimulating

I guess life is just too serious that I need to write about this kinda topic to loosen up (actually I just stumbled upon it from many writing prompts and I just HAVE to ponder upon it)

1. Root Beer's gonna be babies main source of nutrient for growth. Probably the best day of their life when they realized the existence of Root Beer Float. 

2. There will be "Root Beer Formulae". Which is actually kinda cool! Imagine all the fizz and hiss when you mix the powder and water up. 

3. Should it be served chilled or warm?

4. Those who knows me, I stopped drinking milk ever since I reach one year old. According to my mom I make the gagging sound whenever I'm near milk. =_=' very classy. SO, if cow gave root beer instead of milk, I would not have to stop drinking this wonderful source nutrient at such young age! I would be very disappointed with myself if Root Beer makes me feel sick in the stomach. 

5. Would people still get diabetes from it if they drink it daily?

6. Feeding time's gonna be painful. Babies would have to stop after each SIP due to those fizz. 

7. So Root Beer's gonna be the "good-for-you" stuff while milk's the "bad-for-you-but-oh-so-good" now? 

8. Babies gonna smell like root beer instead of milky. 

9. We gonna start our day with root beer and pancakes! Weeeeee!

10. So where are we getting our milk then? No seriously even though I don't drink milk, I need my cheese. So it's gonna be fermented root beer now? 

After considering about all pros and cons, gingerly, I am still grateful towards cows for giving us milk instead of root beer. Mind you this mean something especially when it comes from someone who don't have any memory on how milk taste like. 

Happy milk drinking everyone!