Why does my hair always have to look really good right before I go to bed? Then when I wake up its crazy, then it’s not the most awesome for most of the day. Just gets old fast. (I have rather long hair for a guy past my shoulders if that explains things better)

I could tell you about how big the universe is but by the time I would have finished it would have already like fucktupled in size.

Ok I have a serious question with real intentions of knowing the answer without offending anyone, Are deaf people always late? Or do they ever wake up on time? Because its not like they have an alarm or can hear it?!! Soooo like what do they do? Over sleep everyday?