#mincefluencer

And why did we meet in the middle of a war? What a silly thing for anyone to do.

OPERATION MINCEMEAT

1- Alex young I am a gay man and yet would sell my soul to you

2- The way Peter plays Charlie (whether intentional or no) is so autistic coded and it makes me so happy that he stims the same way I do

3- Monty pretending to forget Jean's name?!?!?! DIABOLICAL

4- Monty slapping Charlie's ass in JFT and then just rubbing his face in Charlie's chest HELLO (although I did miss the shirt rip)

5- Haselden you are the best character of all time from anything ever. Bafflingly sweaty men unite

6- Danny making full eye contact with me and smiling at the end when they're all by the telephones (I was dressed as Monty and smiling somewhat manically because I am, in fact, insane about this show)

7- Jean's anger during Useful is heartbreaking, you deserve so much better queen

8- ROSHANI'S HAIR is so gorgeous

9- I find it so funny that Charlie has glasses off during JFT because as a -6 prescription baddie I am NEVER taking off my glasses drunk bc the room will just dissappear

10- Alex's Champagne Galore is my favorite vocal from the whole show

11- Alex makes more and more... noises(?) each show and it will never not crack me up. She's like Captain from Ghosts

12- The moment Jean and Charlie realise about Tom and they look at each other makes me WEEP

13- Danny and Chloe having some of the SICKEST harmonies omg they have such powerful voices I'm in love

14- Peter in ATL really does something for me. I don't wish to elaborate

i have posted my first ever fic on ao3.. I BEG OF YOU PLEASE GO READ!

its only chapter one but i plan to keep it updated as much as possible, if you're looking for a new mince series fic to indulge in allow me to present mine!!

please let me know what you think of it, it means a lot me to hear feedback so leave a comment or shoot me a message if you'd like to say anything (:

Sail on, boys 🐟📁💼

Does anyone know why Willie Watkins has a football patch?