#millie larson

Tweek visiting his dad in prison for the first time: Uh, what's with the Hannibal Lecter get up? He's not violent, is he?

Guard: No sir, he just thought it would be fun to dress up like that.

Tweek:...Of course.

Kyle: You've been out all fucking night! I hope you've got a good reason to be coming home at 6am.

Cartman: Yeah, breakfast.

Tweek looking up at the planetarium ceiling: Wow have you ever seen something so beautiful?

Craig looking at him: Yeah.

Timmy: The pro of dating one of us?

Jimmy: We'll never walk out on you!

Tweek: The only thing Craig keeps in his wallet is a zillion dollar bill with Stripe's face on it. I really do love this dude.

Stan: There's a website where you can put in your date of birth and see what the newspaper headline was!

Cartman: "Colorado pornstar gives birth to elephant child"... Ey!

Damien: I'm sorry I flapped my wings in the kitchen and knocked everything off of the shelves.

Pip: I forgive you, but only if you clean it all up.

Damien: Ugh, that sounds like a lot of work. Can I offer you three wishes instead?

Pip: I wish you would clean up your mess.

Damien: *Furious Antichrist noises.*

Token: Clyde is probably like, my second best friend and I love him, but he also keeps confusing crosswords and mazes, and I think I'm like maybe one or two more "finished" crossmazes away from killing him.

Craig: Hey honey.

Clyde: Hey sweetie!

Craig: Oh, Tweek's not here. Up yours, Clyde.

Clyde: Hey, do you guys ever confuse each other? Like we do?

Esther:...

Kevin: Clyde, did you just ask if I've ever confused myself for Esther?

Craig pulling Stripe out of his backpack: Hey, you're not my math homework!

Pip: I'm submissive and breedable!

Damien: And I'm dominant and infertile.

Cartman: Tweek, I'd like to take this opportunity to wish you luck in whatever circus or cult you end up in.

Stan: Hey Kenny, is that a pocky stick behind your ear?

Kenny: Hm, I guess I ate my pencil at lunch.

Kyle: I know like five fat people, and you're three of them!

Craig: Turn around!

Craig: Nope, other way!

Craig: Turn around again, dude!

Clyde: Bro where are you? I can't see you!

Craig: In bed, the thought of you aimlessly spinning in circles is hilarious.

Mr. Mackey: Don't huff paint to get high, mmkay?

Kenny: You can huff paint to get high? Hey everybody, after school let's all go huff some paint!

Class: Yeah!

Cartman: You guys don't understand, you've never been in love!

Craig: I mean, I am. Currently.

Tweek: Me too!

Stan: See you later, Tweek!

Mr. Garrison: Don't call people names, Stanley.

Tweek: No sir, that's my name. And my surname.

Mr. Garrison: Oh. Well he still shouldn't say it.

Mr. Garrison: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Wendy: Mayor.

Bebe: A doctor.

Millie: A mommy.

Kevin: A daddy.

Clyde: A taco!

Mr. Garrison: What's an example of something that sounds really stupid, but actually works?

Kenny: I drank river water and got eight days off of school last month.