When I was a tween/teen Twilight was at peak popularity, along with TDV and other vampire stuff. Back then, I dreamed about being a vampireā¦but now, as I hunger and canāt decide what the fuck I want to eat and thinking about prepping and cleaning after cooking and fretting about storing food properlyā¦ imagining that but blood. Iād drag out hunting humans not for moral reasons but likeā¦do I have enough space to drain a whole body rn? My vacuum sealer isnāt the best so likeā¦. How fast do I have to get through this blood before it goes bad? What the fuck do I do with the body??? I donāt like to be bothered so having to deal with that?!?! And even moving every decade or soā¦thatās so tedious!!!
I would still be a good vampire, donāt get me wrong. Iād just be the previously gifted child mentality about it, ya know?
