#millbyler

And no one believes that Dustin actually has a girlfriend.

Because yeah likely story! Sure, your ‘girlfriend’ that you can’t talk to over the phone, your ‘girlfriend’ that lives in another state, your ‘girlfriend’ that you met over camp and have known for like maybe a few weeks, your ‘girlfriend’ who’s suspiciously like a super-tech genius. Your ‘girlfriend’ who’s like …

basically a superhero!! Like, Dustin’s best friends don’t believe him

And then as the viewer, I’m supposed to believe that *no one* in this ENTIRE TOWN would notice that Mr. Emo over here…

Is depressed as FUCK right after his boy best friend moves away to California? The same one who was acting out in Season 1 because his boy best friend was missing…? The same boy who Troy et al. targeted their homophobic bullying towards?!

Who *only* looks happy when he’s engaging with his hobby that is *directly* connected to his boy best friend?

**in the wrestling room mind you** I know what you are!!!

And sure, Dustin and Lucas know El, but like… !? NO ONE ELSE!

Sure…

Oh, Mike! Yeah, no he’s acting out because his ‘girlfriend’ moved to another state with the Byers

Sure, Mike’s ‘girlfriend’ no one knows (or, last they saw her, she was being confused with Will fucking Byers)

Sure, Mike’s ‘girlfriend’ that he can’t call because otherwise the ‘government’ will find out her location… so they can only communicate via radio (are we even sure that Dustin’s Cerebro is like a secure method of communication…? That is IF they even used it)

Sure, Mike’s ‘girlfriend’ that’s supposedly SuperMAN a superhero!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH now he’s leaving for Spring Break to visit his ‘girlfriend’ who ‘lives with the Byers’

You KNOW how bad those rumors were this time around I’m sorry!!! And guess what!! El’s not even there to fucking make his bullies piss their pants anymore!

No wonder we don’t have a Mike POV book yet

And then the SECOND Mike is back in town. With the Byers. Where’s Mike’s girlfriend!?

Oh yeah… hiding from the government!!! Again!

But you know who he’s fucking living with now!? 💀💀

Oh and NOW HE HAS SUPER POWERS TOO!?

I’m sure!!

Give me a fuckin break. That man was fighting rumors left and right I know it to be true!!

Homogenized milk with a rose on it right before Mike kisses El for the first time right right right 😭 making everything uniform and similar

Also, Mike says ‘maybe we can go to the Snow Ball together’ and says that you go to the Snow Ball WITH someone you like then she asks ‘A friend?’ she knows what you are Mike Queerler

You know who’s AT the Snow Ball together in Season 2? Mike and Will. We don’t see either of them arrive to the Snow Ball, who’s to say they didn’t go WITH each other…?

Mike didn’t even KNOW El was going to be AT the Snow Ball. He was surprised when she got there. Going to save him AGAIN.

Get you a boyfriend who says ‘maybe we can go to the cheesy stupid dance together 🙄’ but only after you bring Will back to me 😭

NO WAY these two aren’t in California looking like THAT and NOT experimenting with their sexualities.

Like the trope of the new kid being who everyone’s interested in. And these absolute cutie legend icons walking down the halls looking like that.

With Will doing a presentation on Alan Turing. If you’re in his class and hoping he’s gay, you KNOW he’s gay after that.

El wearing a shirt that says fucking strawberry, you know, fruity.

And NO WAY these bullies are straight

Max and Mike being in the WORST MOODS POSSIBLE because their crushes/best friend/good friend are in California with other queer people around them while they’re relegated to the closet back in Hawkins.

Like yes on the surface she’s depressed about Billy, but the queer subtext in the show is like sooo much.

Mill, Mileven

You know who would be perceived as the gay one ™️

I love Mike so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭

At this point it’s barely even let Will get the man!! It’s LET. MIKE. GET. HIS. MAN. he’s been searching for him for FUCKING 13 YEARS!!!!!

Nah | haven’t seen yet | didn’t like/gave up | like it | love it | highly recommend.