#militantlyvoltaic

oh that’s cool i didn’t know you could use breakdancing in fighting

it's actually kind of difficult. i don't rely on it heavily because i'd probably get smacked or stabbed or shot in the middle of a move. but it's been helpful with evasion so far.

militantlyvoltaic  replied to your post: panzergrenadiertruppe replied to your post: ...

Can do, Senor Luchador.

what’s breaking

it's breakdancing. i used to do it with other people but we kinda lost touch. it's part of my fighting style though.

militantlyvoltaic  liked your post: today was a really productive day. i napped for...

Alright, just checking to be completely sure you were an irredeemable piece of trash.

Strange. I had thought I had made it clear in the past that I have lost all qualities that others would find decent in another human being. In the future I will try to be more obvious about it so there is little doubt in anyone's mind. 

panzergrenadiertruppe replied to your post: militantlyvoltaic replied to your post: Finding...

what are you going to do with them?

On a normal basis, I would throw such items away or place them among the belongings of a neighbor. I am somewhat in a hurry, so I will simply destroy them.

smallbranch replied to your post: militantlyvoltaic replied to your post: Finding...

i’m not telling you to change. although it wouldn’t be a bad thing. plenty of people bounce back from living shitty lives.

Can you not be an asshole for once?

smallbranch replied to your post: Finding lodgings has been more difficult than I...

you should go sleep in a graveyard or maybe a trash can somewhere since you’re sort of a piece of garbage

I am quite fine with who I am and see no reason to change. Asking me to do otherwise or attempts to shame me are pointless. I do not mind being a detestable person.

smilinmilo replied to your post: Finding lodgings has been more difficult than I...

What kind of souvenirs? A businessman doesn’t sound like he would have anything very exciting.

You’ve got yourself a deal then.

yes.

I could find a spandex suit if you think you could stand me in the sight of one. I’ll wear it once a year so your species is slightly less endangered.

dude i've seen people on the street wearing things they had no business wearing that were tighter than skin on a body. i'm not gonna go blind if i see you in spandex and neither is the rest of the world. 

but thanks. that means a lot man. also you have to wear it upon super special request on top of the once a year deal.

moxtops  replied to your post: that’s weird though. i could’ve sworn a lot more...

I would wear spandex and pull a whole disguise together but in all honesty, someone is going to notice a seven-foot-tall girl wandering the street at some point.

oh yeah they're totally going to notice. and then they'll be filled with so much envy that their heads explode because they wish they could be rockin a cool spandex outfit too.

frozengiant  replied to your post: that’s weird though. i could’ve sworn a lot more...

now that i think about it a lot of them have sort of disappeared… not saying im gonna miss any of that.

I’ll be there in a few.

moxtops  replied to your post: uh so. anyone that wants to go on that picnic,...

I’ll be there with the biggest plate of cookies you can imagine.

You’re no weenie. I believe in your ability to brave the rampant pictures of dicks in order to get what you want from the tags.

i only scrolled past the komodo dragon dick cosy because only a picture of a real lizard would heal the hole in my innocence.

moxtops  replied to your post: moxtops replied to your post: porn was not what...

I’ve seen some gross stuff okay, it’s not an adventure you’d like to have. People tend to have very big imaginations.

yeah i really don't. because a lot of the time it seems like something really off the beaten path that someone would only look for if they had really specific tastes.