lol i just have this thought imagine milf!acheswan's (mostly swannie) horror when she found out 'the online friend' you've been chatting lately is milf!constance ๐ซจ it's purely coincident that you met her thru some social media app where you posted pics of your daily love life, and she then realizes her ehemmm ex. so she just randomly pops in ur inbox like 'awww you're so cute ๐ฅฐ wanna be friends?'
she attempts to poke fun at you at first, but then you're so adorably shy that she can't help but feel drawn towards you ๐ when you agree to meet each other in real life, swannie senses sth going on and ask who's your friend there... swannie almost faints when her darling wants to meet constance! that hellish woman is not gonna lay a single finger on you, not in her watch!!!
so, your little date becomes a passive agressive verbal battle between constance and swannie... the only option here is to call acheron to save you!!! (it turns into a group date instead)
ngl this is just me being greedy wanting all of them ๐๐ i can take them all hshshsh
nonnie you're lucky if you even are able to get out the front door after revealing to milf!swannie that its constance </3 swannie is not beyond dropping her sweet act to confiscate your phone and teach you about stranger danger as if you're a child and don't know that JUSTTTT because of how bothersome she finds constance </3 annoying much? but she deems it necessary.... i literally cannot stress enough how lowkey toxic milf!swannie is... i cant..... HOWEVER if you don't mention constance's name, PERFECT. swannie find it adorable that you're out making new friends, and she'll be happy to drop you off to meet the woman only to have her jaw drop to the floor in a perfect 50/50 blend of disgust and horror as you run to hug... that woman. like... seriously? her? thats who you've been texting this whole time? and the WAYYYY constance hugs you back so unnecessarily warmly dshfskdfs making sure to send swannie a smug look over your shoulder. constance knows exactly wtf shes doing, and she'll even pat your head indulgently while she's at it TOT i shouldnt need to tell you that swannie is seeing RED skjhfkdshfsd she highkey wants to just steal you away and turn the car right back around to her place, scolding you the whole drive back about needing to properly vet the people you meet up with (but how would you have known who constance was??? lololol dont ask because she'll go quiet while she's gripping the steering wheel like crazy). she'll very very begrudgingly allow the meeting to go on, not wanting to embarrass you because she knows how much you wanted this, but she'll FULLY shoehorn herself into the meeting by insisting upon sticking by your side the whole time and being overly extra while she dotes on you (making sure your order is just what you wanted, wiping your mouth with a napkin, constantly adjusting your clothes for you.. the list goes on) just to soothe her own possessiveness and lowkey to throw how close you are right in constances stupid face. and, of course, constance frustratingly has NO qualms over this, and even seems amused </3 she'll manage to charm you in ways that texting just could not afford, and the bickering ensues the second after constance manages to flirt with you to a fluster. nonnie the atmosphere gets so tense i would literally KILL to be a fly on the wall to see how passive aggressive they get, meanwhile poor you is shrinking into yourself texting... no. BEGGING acheron to pull up and save you. she's literally so concerned like "??? what's wrong baby? im coming now. just give me a few." but as soon as she walks in and spots constance who waves her over she just knows. LMAO. she'll keep you safe from the two, but ultimately, it lowkey becomes a good time now that you have your buffer (acheron) and the way you look so eager to meet constance again makes it sososososooooo super duper difficult for swannie deny you. congratulations, you just made the impossible possible (constance cheered)
