Aug 31, 2012
Mexican Condiments will be the death of me.
((I made this in the drabble generator and it's extra suggestive. Putting it under a cut JUST IN CASE.))
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Mexican Condiments will be the death of me.
((I made this in the drabble generator and it's extra suggestive. Putting it under a cut JUST IN CASE.))
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WOW OKAY I LOVE THE DRABBLE GENERATOR. MEXICAN CONDIMENTS SHIPPING AHOY.
A Salsa In Time On a moist and sweaty morning, Duke sat on a hard place. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His dingledangle ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Ketchup to love someone with an egoistic phalange? Animalistically, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a blissful corrupted tacosauce, all on a summer's day. I wish my Ketchup would woohoo me, in his own purifying way..." "Do you?" Ketchup sat down beside Duke and put his hand on Duke's elbow. "I think that could be arranged." Duke gasped cockily. "But what about my egoistic phalange?" "I like it," Ketchup said deeply. "I think it's self-absorbed." They came together and their kiss was like the sweet succulent taste of a virgin's lips. "I love you," Duke said airily. "I love you too," Ketchup replied and woohoo'd him. They bought a snake, moved in together, and lived roughly ever after.
"This is what keeps friendships exciting and fun, Mr. Chilton! Add that little spice to life that we all need to keep our lives like salsa and not mere ketchup!β The Duke leaned in close(r) to Mike, pulling his aviators down to shoot him a concerned look. βDonβt tell me you want your life to be like ketchup. Not you!β
The Duke of Detroit, aka bowtoyourduke
Kawaii moe.
A Crack Thread that needs to happen
[9:11:14 PM] Tenny: can we have just
[9:11:19 PM] Tenny: a totally crack thread
[9:11:26 PM] Claire: crack
[9:11:29 PM] Claire: me gust
[9:11:37 PM] Tenny: with Red and Kane and Kechup
[9:11:45 PM] Tenny: just
[9:11:46 PM] Ketchup: what about me
[9:11:48 PM] Ketchup: what
[9:11:49 PM] Tenny: having a sleepover
[9:11:54 PM] Ketchup: SCREAMS
[9:12:03 PM] Ketchup: BEN TEN WHY
[9:12:19 PM] Claire: and they compare sizes
[9:12:20 PM] Claire: BI
[9:12:24 PM] Claire: I am not gomen
[9:12:26 PM] Ketchup: IWI
[9:12:29 PM] Ketchup: OWO
[9:12:31 PM] Ketchup: CLAIRE NO
[9:12:36 PM] Claire: KETCHUP YES
[9:12:41 PM] Ketchup: CLAIRE NO
[9:12:51 PM] Claire: WHO'S DINGLE DANGLE IS LONGER?
[9:12:53 PM] Tenny: Kane: "So like, no hard feelings, it's like totally your choice and everything Mikey, but you are kind of a player. You like ran away from me and now you're seeing all these boys in motorcity tch."
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Organization Post
Hello and good morning, everyone. I've replied to the following people, but please don't feel pressed to reply right away. c:
Meeting a Mute - thatdirtybird
A Terra - mikechilton-level44
Introduction - programmingpassenger
Bully - willfuckupyourshit
Reunion - whiptailheart
Mikey no
Dutch/Mutt: Mikey no
Dutch/Mutt: Kissing people doesn't make you a non-virgin
Dutch/Mutt: Mikey
Dutch/Mutt: Pls
Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: EWhst
Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: ?
Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: Wat
Dutch/Mutt: Mun and Mutt are both facepalming
Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: ??
Dutch/Mutt: Maiku's latest reply
Dutch/Mutt: "But you kissed!"
Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: Oh my god
Dutch/Mutt: Mikey stop that doesn't mean he lost his virginity
Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: really
Dutch/Mutt: I'm cry
Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: I;m facepalming
Dutch/Mutt: Join me and Mutt then
Dutch/Mutt: We can facepalm together
Julie: ...
Mikey : I cant type straight I'm laughign too hard
Julie: Julie is in a fit of laughter.
Dutch/Mutt: I try~
Dutch/Mutt: u moirail
Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: o, so fone
Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: COuple stuff doesnt mean SEX
Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: OH Y GD
Mikey : He can't type straight either omfg
Mike "Ketchup"Chilton: I never type straight
YO NO, I love you to death yo, you love Motorcity I love Motorcity and wow no you're great and I would smooch your face.
thank you wow gosh 8 u 8