#mighty zeus

“I do not pretend to be able to prove that there is no God. I equally cannot prove that Satan is a fiction. The Christian god may exist; so may the gods of Olympus, or of ancient Egypt, or of Babylon. But not one of these hypotheses is more probable than any other: they lie outside the region of even probable knowledge, and therefore there is no reason to consider any of them. The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more often likely to be foolish than sensible.”

-- Bertrand Russell

It doesn’t matter that you don’t believe in Zeus, He loves you anyway, and I’ll pray to him to open your stony, empty heart, fill your life with the meaning it clearly lacks without Him, and show you the way with His Zeusly love. When you let it in, hits you like a lightning bolt, and you know you’ll never be alone with Almighty Zeus to watch over and protect you without drowning you or turning you into salt as punishment for the way he made you.

Everything I’ve ever asked of Zeus, He’s given to me. Everything. You can feel the power of Zeus around you in everything. Where do you think the electricity in your computer or phone comes from? It’s Zeus’ power and love, as he rules on high over all his subordinates who are tasked to bring us everything we need exactly when we need it, we just have to ask Mighty Zeus for it: knowledge, light, music and wisdom.