#mieciu

I don’t get American fascination with Nazi Germany. I truly don’t. And I DON’T get American fascination with NAZI TALKING ENGLISH. That English German accent.

…A plot twist, he wears a regular Wehrmacht uniform, not SS… what means…he probably is not a Nazi. Because, SPOILER ALERT, Nazi were minority in German army, most of the soldiers were NOT NAZI. Shock, right?,

…They just didn’t…

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. KURWA MAĆ!!! THIS:

Is a fucking map of POST COMMUNISM EUROPE!!! Poland’s borders were different before the war!!! There is fucking Slovakia, Belarus and Baltic countries! They haven’t existed until the fall of the fucking communism!!!!!

Just…! Just…! JUST!!!!

…

WHERE :) IS :) MY :) VODKA :)

(Pissed off so don’t give a shit about sheriff and the room)

PETERRRR. Save me.

They want to make Stiles a werewolf…? Please tell me he won’t survive the bite.

Melissa x Chris, my fav duo. Save meeeeee.

Morey, save meeeeee.

Microscopic black hole… And I wonder how microscopic black holes, look Lydia, huh?, when we have no fucking idea how the normal black hole looks. Genius Lydia is my favorite Lydia :)))))

(I’m still pissed off)

So, sayonara Kira, huh? We won’t mention your sword again. Because they didn’t even mention YOU, just your sword. Yay.

Right, Riders were wearing cowboy hats even in Europe. Dudes who are hunting since middle age era or even earlier, with cowboy hats. Right.

Jordannnnn. My baby. So he volunteered to lock himself? Can we just live the guy alone? He is possessed, doesn’t control himself, is forced to do shit and now a Nazi who is not a Nazi, just a German soldier, is controlling him? And they are going to brainwash him. Fuck you, you and you.

Wow, Liam.  Go, go Hayden. … I just got some Layden feels? D:

Marrish, I can’t believe it. First scene in this season! She even REMEMBERS HIS NAME! Wow! Such a progress! *sarcasm*

Lydia, maybe you should scream or something? To bring him back? Because only you can do it?... Never mind. Yeah, just let them pass like that, because why not.

Oh, Riders don’t like when people shit on their doormats.

Wait… Lydia, Liam where are you going? Right, because fighting 2:2 makes more sense than 2:4. Obviously. Logic. Right.

The fact Riders can’t take Lydia doesn’t matter. The fact she could scream them to the moon, doesn’t matter. Right, because she probably forgot she can fight. Logic.

Scolia is real.

Wow, Peter!

I’m afraid of me – MARRISH LINE.

“Mjecislaw”. First of all, you don’t pronounce it like that. Secondly, short version of this name is “Mieciu” and it’s beautiful. For now, I call Stilinski jr. MIECIU.

Mieciu could not say his name when he was a kid. Probably, he still can’t.

…

What the fuck I just have seen?

Pluses:

+…Peter. The real asshole, the one and only with some working brain cells.

+Layden, Morey.

+Melissa and Chris look like a serious thing. I just hope it won’t end after kicking the Riders out from BC.

+Marrish, not even an interaction, but at least we know they know each other. What a relief *sarcasm*

+Bye, fake Claudia. I hoped you were going to eat the sheriff, too bad.

MINUSESSSSSS:

-Teen Wolf writers like to rewrite fucking CANON like they rewrite fucking HISTORY

-American tv Nazi kink

-Kira’s sword is more important than KIRA

-Treating Jordan like SHIT. On this point he is probably the most traumatized person on this show, but they keep beating him, because why the fuck not.

-Lydia. The one who can wake Jordan. The one who can stop the Hellhound. The one who can (or could?) kick asses. The one who scares the Riders. RUNS AWAY :)

-Again, making Mieciu the wise and ultimate plan maker who will save them all and making him the key to everything, yay…

-Stilinski has officially Polish roots. I, a Polish person, want to apologize the world that my country is responsible (in 50%) of bringing this guy to existence. I’m sorry. Przepraszam. Etc.

-….Seriously, I’m so done after the history shit that I can’t.

KURWA MAĆ!

gospelllllllllll.