Jacket trying to ride biker's motorcycle for first time
ok im legit just pumping out dialog here so not even a drabble just stupidity forgive me –
“So you’ve never been on one of these before.”
“No.”
“And you wanna try one out ‘cause you wanna show off to your girlfriend, that it?”
“Maybe.”
“And you think you’re gonna get on it and magically be able to ride it.”
“Can’t be too different from a regular bike.”
“Hah! And you’re using mine ‘cause you don’t know anyone else with one. ‘Cause you have zero fuckin’ friends.”
“…”
“I don’t think you understand that this thing is my baby. There’s no way in hell I’m gonna let a first timer- hey, hey, what the fuck!? HEY!”
Jacket speeds off on Biker’s bike without warning, and manages to get to the end of the street without dying. He’s wobbly on it and he’s wobbly off it, his eyes wide. He didn’t expect it to shoot off like that, and he only found out how to work the brakes after the second red light. He surrenders the ride back to Biker, who’s run after him ceaselessly and looks like he’s two seconds from strangling him.
He heads home before the guy has the chance. He won’t be getting on a motorcycle again any time soon.














