Perpetual Grift - the gift that keeps giving... Presented to you by thatonedeadplayboy
Week One: “Single & open to making friends" (Translation: The bait goes out, polished and desperate.)
Week Two: “Not looking anymore — someone special came along." (Translation: Target acquired. Love bomb deployed. Pursuit in action. Trial run in progress. It's top secret classified.)
Week Three: “Engaged to my everything/pet/doll/babygirl💍” (Translation: If you so much as think about me —you're disrespecting my fiancée, an instant soulmate born fully-formed, so consider yourself blocked. The pedestal is shaky, reality denied, but performance is loud. Don’t ask questions, you were never in the script — watch your throat, this is not a drill, and GTFO.)
Week Four: “Just got out of something toxic. Healing. Single again 💔 (Translation: I need to access emotionally unstable available hearts. Preferably new and broken ones. I'm back on the hunt).
The cycle resets. No lessons learned. New applicants welcome.
-written by the thatoneundeadanon
Oof. That’s big shots fired. I love you anon, but cmon why you do this to me. I’m not supposed to be in the middle of your get at em games















