Fifty Years a Car: Episode 2 - How to Get Away with Credit Card Fraud
Description: Human!Impala AU.
Setting: The fic takes place right after the Season 8 finale with a few changes. In this AU, Metatron did not succeed in casting the angels out of Heaven. Cas is without his grace, yes, but Metatron is locked away in Heavenâs prison. Crowley is at large, Kevin still lives in the bunker, and Abaddon is plotting nasty things, as per usual. Now add in Human!Baby, and see what happens :3
Author: cotangent-brothers
âWanna grab breakfast?â
Dean glanced at her as she drove. Heâd been trying to gather his thoughts which kept splintering into a thousand pieces, the fragments landing all over the place.
âNo, I donât want to grab breakfast,â he muttered, but then his stomach gurgled in complaint, and she laughed. It was the most lighthearted sound heâd heard in a while. She was almost giddy.
âIâm thinking pancakesâŚwith maple syrup and butter and whipped cream,â she closed her eyes and licked her lips. âOh, or maybe an omelet with home fries and sausages. What do you suggest, Dean?â
âStop,â he snapped suddenly. âStop saying my name like you know me. Stop acting like this isnât weird. I donât even know if youâre telling truth. I mean, seriously? You expect me to believe that you used to be my car?â He snorted. âIâve seen some unbelievable crap, but that takes the cake.â Â
Theyâd finished disposing of the werewolvesâ bodies and were now back on the road in the car the girl had driven in. Dean didnât even know why heâd gone with her. Curiosity, maybe? The toy soldier was the very one Sam had stuffed into the ashtray when they were kids. Had the same chipped paint on the bottom of the shoe and everything. But that could have been a coincidence. Or worse, this girl was the one whoâd stolen Baby, and sheâd simply yanked the figurine out of the ashtray in some perverted attempt to convince him that she was his car. Whatever it was, he was going to figure it out.
The girlâwomanâhow old was she anyway? She had one of those ageless facesâwas staring at the road now, silent and somber. Then, âRainbow Motors. May 18th, 1973. Lawrence, Kansas.â
Dean stared at her. âWhat?â
She met his eyes for a moment. âThe day your dad bought mâthe Impala. And you were there, somehow, convincing him to pick the Chevy over that hippie VW van.â
âC-45P4. BQN 9R3. Then KAZ 2Y5. And most recently, CNK 80Q3.â Dean swallowed, and she continued. âJohn gave you the car when you were sixteen, and the first place you drove was to a Barnes and Nobles to buy a playboy magazine. In 2006, a few weeks after your dad died and that bus crashed into the car, you took a golf club and broke one of the windows. Led Zeppelin II and Me and Mr. Johnson are your favorite albums, you crammed Legos in the vent, and you and Sam carved your initials into the floor of the car.â
Dean turned away and watched the world pass from outside his window. There was no way she could have known all thisâŚright? Unless sheâd somehow been there when heâd taken Baby for his first drive, had the accident, and gone back through freakinâ time.
He cleared his throat. âHowâd you find me today?â
She smirked. âThis ainât my first rodeo, honey. I do possess some skills in tracking and hunting.â Dean grimaced
âYour name, then? And before you say it, Iâm not calling you âBabyâ,â he added.
She was quiet for a long time, with some hidden emotion creasing her brow.
âJackie,â she said finally. âMy name was Jackie Wilson.â
Twenty minutes later, they pulled up outside an IHOP, much to Deanâs reluctance.
Jackie quite enjoyed seeing him through human eyes. He was something of a looker, and she drank him in as they went in, got seated, and ordered.
There was a well-worn beauty to him, the proud set of his jaw warring with the doubt in his tired eyes. And what incredible eyes, as green as leaves. Sheâd missed color. Everything had been black and white when sheâd had wheels.
Deanâs gaze kept flickering to her and away as they waited for their food. Whenever their eyes met, heâd scowl and look down. And every time he looked down, Jackie wanted to catch his chin and make him meet her eyes again. She wantedâno, she needed him to trust her. The way she trusted him: unequivocally, unconditionally, wholeheartedly. But then, that trust came from years of being with him, learning how good of a man he was, how kind and loyal and brave and selfless. Dean didnât know her from Eve. Actually, he knew Eve. He didnât know her. Not as a person. Not in the way that mattered.
The food finally arrived, and Jackie crossed herself before digging in.
It was magnificent. The soft, fluffy pancakes drizzled in thick syrup, the sweet complimented by the slight saltiness of the butter, all of it melting in her mouth. She had to hold back tears. Across the table, Dean watched her as he ate his waffles.
âI donât mean to rush you,â he said sarcastically around a mouthful of food, âbut I kind of have to deal with a family emergency.â
Jackie froze with her fork halfway to her mouth. Sam. How in the world had she forgotten him? Admittedly, growing legs was quite the distraction, but Sammy was dying. That kind of thing shouldnât have slipped her mind.
âSam,â she nodded, and Dean raised a brow. âSo, whatâs the game plan?â
He stabbed a piece of waffle with his fork and sighed in frustration. âI donât know. At this point, I might have to contemplate a full on resurrection.â It was meant as a joke, but the desolation in Deanâs voice was tangible. Her heart ached. How many times could fate pull the brothers apart like this? The universe was a cruel mistress.
She reached across the table and placed her hand on top of his, but he jerked it away, probably just out of reflex, but sharply enough that Jackie withdrew her own hand.
âActually,â she mused, âI think I have an idea.â
Jackie frowned at him but Dean frowned right back. âI mean, youâve got to know that this is a terrible plan, right? I can already think of twelve things that could go wrong.â
âWell, arenât you a glass half full?â she muttered. Then, louder, âLook, weâre not running into this blind. I know this guy, okay? He helped my dad once when heâd been shot in the liver. Heâs the real deal.â
âBut a shaman?â Dean said unenthusiastically as he drove. They were back on the road now, and this time he was behind the wheel. âThe ones Sammy and Iâve run into were so full of crap, they put toilets to shame. And itâs an eleven hour drive from Lebanon to Houston, one way. Sam might not have that much time.â Â
âSamâs tough,â Jackie countered. âAnd unless you can pull a better plan out of your ass, this is the best shot weâve got.â
âUgh, fine.â He ran a hand through his hair. âBut if that shaman needs a sacrifice, Iâm volunteering you, sweetheart.â
âSave the flirting for your pillow, honey.â
Night fell as they drove down what seemed to be an endless highway. Neither of them had spoken much the entire trip, and eventually Jackie had fallen asleep.
Funny how comfortable she seemed to be around him.
Dean always figured he was intimidating â this big, six foot guy with trigger-happy hands and scars. But the girlâJackie, she acted as if he were her little brother or something. Affectionate, kind of sassy, amused. He looked over at her now, puzzled.
Her head rested against the window and she was snoring softly, her face clear of all worry. But her hands twitched in her sleep, and he wondered for the first time what was going on inside her head. She was this cheerful enigma that he didnât have time to unravel. Dean gripped the steering wheel tighter, swallowing bitterness. Part of him believed her. All the signs pointed to the truth in her words â the toy soldier, the things sheâd said that no one could have known. And maybe thatâs why he was so adamant in defying this new twist of fate.
The Impala was more than just a car. She was childhood memories, lonely and nomadic as they were. She was the last reminder of his father, of simpler times, happier times. She was his home, even more than the bunker would ever be. It was when he was fixing her up that he felt most sure of himself. And to think now that she was gone foreverâŚ
This girl was not his Baby. And it was too weird to replace all his memories of the Impala with her face. Way too weird to imagine all the things sheâs witnessed.
Dean stifled a groan and forced himself to concentrate on the road and nothing else.
Jackieâs eyes opened and automatically locked on Dean. He looked exhausted, which was a reasonable assumption considering heâd been driving for almost eleven hours straight. Theyâd only stopped once to have lunch.
âWhere are we?â she yawned.
He shut the car off. âThe Palace Inn.â Jackie glanced out and saw that they were indeed parked in front of a motel. âI just need a few hours of unconsciousness, and then we can pay your friend a visit.â
âSounds like a plan.â Together, they got out of the car and made their way into the motel.
A sleepy-looking woman was sitting behind the desk, reading a magazine, and she glanced up as they approached. âCan I help you?â she drawled.
âWeâd like two rooms for the night,â Dean said as he handed over his credit card. She took it, shaking her head.
âWeâve only got one room to spare at the moment.â
Amazing, Jackie thought. He let out an exasperated noise, and shoved his hands in his pockets. âSeriously?â She coughed to disguise her laughter. Â
The woman peered at him over her glasses. âItâs almost 1:00 AM, sir. The one room is all we have available. You can either take it or leave it.â
âWeâll take it,â Jackie interjected before Dean could say something regrettable. The woman nodded and returned his credit card along with a room key.
âRoom 147.â She went back to her magazine. âEnjoy your stay.â
âYouâŚenjoy your stay,â he muttered as they walked away.
The room was at the end of the hall. Dean unlocked the door, and their eyes immediately fell on the single, king-sized bed resting in the corner. Obviously.
âI guess Iâll take the floor,â he sighed and went in, plopping down at the table.
Jackie shut the door, feeling guilty. âNo, you take the bed. I already got some shut-eye in the car.â Dean looked at her doubtfully. It occurred to her then that he was uncomfortable. With her. With the whole situation. Last thing he probably wanted was her in the room while he slept.
âTell you what,â she smiled. âIâm kinda hungry, so Iâll make a run. You just get settled, alright?â
After a moment, he shrugged. âYeah, okay.â He tossed her the keys, and she bit back a grin. It wasnât exactly trust, but it was a step in the right direction.
âSleep well, Dean,â Jackie whispered as she left the room.
As soon as she was gone, Dean got out his cellphone and dialed Cas.
The angel answered after two rings. âHello, Dean.â
âCas. Hey. Sorry for vanishing on you guys. Itâs kind of, uhâŚâ
âA long story? I thought as much, yes. Are you alright?â
Dean almost smiled. âIâm fine, man. But howâs Sam doing?â
âHeâs hanging on.â A tinge of worry touched Casâ voice. âWhatever youâre planning, Dean, I suggest you do it quickly. Your brother is strong, stronger than most, but heâs still only human.â Only human. Did Cas feel that way about himself now? Dean shoved the thought away. Casâ issues, as much as they sucked, didnât need immediate attention. Samâs did.
âI hear you, man,â he said, running a hand over his face. âListen, just keep doing what youâre doing. We should be back soon.â
Deanâs mouth lifted wryly. âYeah. See you in a bit.â And he hung up, not even bothering to remove his shoes before collapsing onto the bed.
Jackie stood in the line at Taco Bell, feeling overwhelmed.
How many meals would she eat before the wonder finally faded? She almost laughed as she read through the menu. So many options. The overabundance of food in this new century was astounding.
She closed her eyes and tried to remember what Dean usually ordered from here.
Some memories were clear as glass, like the license plates, the thrum of Deanâs music through her speakers, even snatches of conversation.
Other things, most things, Jackie could only vaguely recall through muted flashes.
When she focused, like she was right now, the blurry memories sharpened slightly, but the effort made her head throb. She pinched the bridge of her nose, concentrating. The image laboriously rose from the ashes of her mind â boots approaching. Deanâs boots. Jackie forced the lens of her memory to pan higher â now she could see his hand grasping the paper bag with the Taco Bell insignia on it â
Her eyes snapped open, but she wasnât seeing the queue in front of her anymore.
A decrepit, abandoned house. Blood smeared on the walls in strange shapes â sigils. The scent of mildew and incense. And sulfur.
A crumpled piece of paper in her fist. Familiar brown eyes, wide with rage and fear.
More blood, splattering on the ground.
âAre you okay, lady?â
The world rushed back to her, and Jackie blinked dizzily. A teenaged boy with a lip ring and eyeliner was peering at her.
He shot her an annoyed look. âYou just, like, zoned out of this planet.â When she continued staring at him blankly, he gestured to the counter where an employee stood at bored attention. âItâs your turn to order.â
Jackie swallowed back bile. âActually, Iâm not hungry anymore.â
There his brother stood, covered in sweat and desperation, blood dripping from the fresh cut on his hand. How had he gotten so deathly, so quickly?
âWhat? Whatâs going on? Whereâs Cas?â Dean observed the manic in his brotherâs voice. Sam was too close to the edge. He was peering down the abyss. Dean began speaking slowly, calmly, trying to talk his brother back, back to him. But it wasnât working â Sam was too far gone.
âYou want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down.â His voice broke at the end, along with Deanâs heart. Whenâhow had he let Sam get to this point? The point where he didnât care if he lived or died? âWhat happens when youâve decided I canât be trusted again? I mean, who are you gonna turn to next time instead of me? Another angel? AnotherâŚanother vampire?  Do you have any idea what it feels like to watch your brother justââ
Dean spoke then and through his words, he reeled his little brother back in, away from the pain and the evil and the loneliness. Just as heâd done all his life. And for a minute, things were okay.
âJust let it go. Let it go, brother.â
And then they werenât.
Dean jerked awake with a racing heart and came face-to-face with a to-go bag from Taco Bell. Hmm. Good choice.
Across the room, Jackie sat at the table with her knees tucked under her chin, staring out the window. She looked dazed.
âDid you eat?â he asked groggily as he sat up. She just smiled. Weird. And speaking of weird⌠âSo, are we ever gonna talk about your whole âI-used-to-have-tiresâ story, or what?â
She sighed. âWe did talk about it, Dean.â
âNo, you spouted a few fun facts about my ride, and now that Iâm thinking about it, there are ways to get that kind of information without actually having been my car.â He opened the Taco Bell bag and plucked a burrito from inside. âWitchcraft, for instance. Demon interrogation. Christo,â he suddenly said. She raised a brow. âNothing. Never mind. Point is, Iâm gonna need more than what you gave me. So start talking, or Iâm taking off without you.â
Jackie rolled her eyes but unfolded herself from her chair and came to stand beside him. Â
âGive me your hand,â she ordered. He narrowed his eyes warily, but she grabbed his hand and placed it over her sternum. âFeel that?â she said, breathing in and out deeply. Beneath his fingers, a slight vibration began, almost like a rattle.
âUmâŚyouâre asthmatic? Mazel tov.â
âNo, you walnut. Those are the Legos.â Deanâs brows shot up, and Jackie continued. âI think they shrank when I turned human, but theyâre still there, making me sound like your grandma.â He pulled his hand away while she added, âIâll even get an x-ray if you want me to prove that theyâre Legos and not just tuberculosis.â
âOh, and one more thing,â she said. Keeping her eyes on him and one hand up in surrender, Jackie slowly reached down and tugged the edge of her shirt up to expose a strip of skin above her beltline. His gaze followed the smooth contour of her stomach to where she was pointing.
There, right above the hard line where her hip jutted from her waist, was a scar. Two scars, actually, and for a minute Dean didnât understand what he was looking at. Then it dawned on him.
S.W. and D.W., carved into her flesh in reverse, as if he were looking at the letters in a mirror. But in reality, it was because the initials has been carved from the inside, the same reason why instead of the scars being a thick pink or white line, they simple appeared as raised skin.
Someone had etched those initials inside of her. Which would have been physically impossible unlessâŚ
âIâm not lying, Dean,â she said quietly, and for the first time, he found himself nodding.
âOkay,â he murmured. âOkay.â Jackie dropped her shirt back into place with a look of profound relief and sat down at the foot of the bed.
âBizarre, huh?â she chuckled, but there was no humor in her tone. âIâm not really sure how to feel aboutâŚall of it.â
âDo you want to talk about?â he asked awkwardly. âI hear that helps sometimes.â This wasnât exactly a situation heâd dealt with before. Giant, talking teddy bears, sure. Being abducted by fairies posing as aliens, obviously. But this wasâŚa new one. Unsure of how better to be supportive, he unwrapped his burrito and shoved it into his mouth.
Jackie rubbed her eyes tiredly. âHonestly, thereâs not much to talk about. And I think my memoryâs got gaps in it, to make this even more fun.â She glanced at him, then away. âI remember a flash of blue and then waking up on the side of a road with your stuff all around me. I was also wearing what Iâd worn before getting turned into a car, which was tattered â so I went off to get new clothesââ
âWait, hold up,â Dean cut in. ââBefore getting turned into a carâ? Are you saying that you were a person with a life before? And someone did this to you?â
âNo, Dean, I turn into a car every full moon.â She shook her head exasperatedly. âYes, someone did this to me. A witch, to be exact.â
âA witchâŚâ His eyes widened. âI killed a witch the night BabyâI mean, the night when you became human again. Think itâs the same one?â
âSounds like it. Did he have a uni brow? Iâm pretty sure I remember a uni brow.â
âOh,â Dean frowned. âThe one I wasted was a woman. Not the same, I guess.â
Jackie shrugged nonchalantly, but something about the set of her shoulders and the way her hands were balled tightly in her lap made him think that sheâd been stewing over this for a while.
âWe have more pressing matters anyway. Sam comes first,â she said, and he nodded. âSo, why donât you get a few more hours of sleep, and then we can hit the road.â
Dean stared at the half-eaten burrito in his hands.
Let it go, brother. The words surfaced in his mind again, accompanied by Samâs unconscious face. His brother was letting go as they spoke, and soon there would be nothing to let go of.
âYou know, I think Iâm good,â he said.
Jackie looked concerned. âReally? But you paid for this room.â
âYeah.â He tore off another bite of burrito and through a full mouth, added, âThree words: credit card fraud.â
She snorted, then stood up and stretched. âAlrighty. Letâs go.âÂ