Thing I was tagged in like three weeks ago (I'm so sorry)
1. What is your favourite joke?
Two cannibals are sitting on a bench eating soup. One cannibal turns to the other and says 'boy, your wife sure does make great soup!' and the other goes 'yeah, but I'm sure gonna miss her!'
2. Share your best pick up line?
Heeyyyyyyy seen any cool clouds today (this has not been proven so don't take my word for it)
3. What is your favourite hat that you own? Take a picture wearing it!
(see video slideshow of me wearing a hoodie from like two weeks ago)
4. What is your current desktop background? (Screenshot if you want?)
(It's my family's computer...it's just a picture of a desert. It is boring.
5. Have you ever disliked a book so much you couldnāt finish it? Or what is your LEAST favourite book?
Absolutely. I don't really have a least favorite book, because once I start not liking something, I just stop reading it. So.
6. What is your favourite thing/ thing about your room? (Take a picture?)
7. What song always makes you DANCE? (or want to dance, but all you can do in public is kinda sway and tap your feet)
Can't Hold Us by Macklemore
8. Describe the weather where you are, right now, in detail?
It's currently 15 degrees Fahrenheit (Google says that's -9 Celsius). It snowed really heavily last night, so we've got about a foot (maybe??) of snow left over. The sky here is usually really blue and clear and looks like it goes on for forever, but when it snows, it looks like we're in a snow globe. Like with glass sides. If that makes sense. Everything is really quiet and dimly lit and cold and closed in.Ā
9. What is the last youtube video you watched?
Same Love by Macklemore and Mary Lambert
10. If you could punch ONE, only one, fictional character in the face, who would it be?
Umbridge. Probably. (If I could pick a second then Rita Skeeter)
11. If you could bathe anything, what would it be? (e.g. custard, glitter, the souls of those who have mocked you)
Warm freaking water. Our water heater has been broken for about four months and so we have about three minutes of warm water before it's freezing. It's the most annoying thing in the freaking universe.