Jul 12, 2025
For plot reasons(casefic?) I don't know, Michael/Adam is sitting on the floor of a some office(?) with a sick little girl, tentatively trying to engage in normal human playtime. (It’s been a long time since Adam was on Earth, and he’s holding his Barbie a little stiffly ofc...)
The storyline gets dramatic. Suddenly Barbie and Skipper are in the middle of a custody battle. And the little girl, fully committed to the bit, starts bashing Skipper’s forehead against Adam’s Barbie. Next thing you know...
Skipper’s eyes are burned out. And I mean like a FULL smite. Her hair is smoking. The little girl is just sitting there like 😳
And Adam’s like, “MICHAEL.”
And Michael, deadpan: “Skipper was being annoying.”
#The little girl is#unexpectedly#in a state of COMPLETE awe. “Can you teach me how to do that?”#will somebody PLEASE take the internet away from me now#midam#midam?#i can tag this midam right?#of course michael smote the little sibling right?#do yall even have skippers anymore?#i am not up to date on barbies#apparently there is a ken AND a shane now#anyway this is how my barbies fought#they bashed their heads together anyone else??
