#microwave timer

Surely, checking on Timothy isn't a bad idea. Right?

You guys remember the game Schloss Wolfblitzen right?

I think I'm a pretty normal guy for this day and age. I'm open minded about most things. I still don't like people living together unless your married or in the military. I'm also understanding that sometimes people need to let loose a bit. If I'm at a party and things get out of hand, no problem from this guy. Go ahead and let your hair down, just not your pants. I've been trying to follow this whole we can pick our gender if we want to. It's a bit weird to me but I say everyone is allowed to fly their own freak flag. We know a couple that will be having their first child and want to have a gender reveal party. I mentioned how it seems a bit presumptuous to announce your child's gender until they have a chance to make their own choice. My friend asked what I was talking about? I explained how sure the ultrasound might say a boy, but he might arrive and decide he is a girl and then what is he gonna do? Your sweet little Darleen might want to be Donald. Or perhaps your boy Beauregard might prefer to be called Brenda. My friend said I was nuts, but I just said whatever works for you and the misses. I don't want to be known as the Told You So Guy. I have a young grandson who told me he's a rabbit. I asked my daughter why is he claiming to be a rabbit? She just rolled her eyes and said you got me,but he is eating more veggies, so he can remain a rabbit for now. I let my friends know I will be giving you gender neutral gifts. I will be avoiding the colors Blue and Pink. I might also give a tool belt which can hold a hammer and screwdrivers but also a hairdryer and curling iron. I told my wife how we've needed an excuse to have a party so why not I have a gender reveal party for me. She said you are going to reveal what? Well I don't want to give it away but I'll reveal if I'm really a man or perhaps something else. Doesn't it sound exciting? I asked my lady if she'd like a gender reveal party but she said no thanks, her sexuality is still fluid. I explained to my wife how no matter what's revealed I'm still her man. Her Mr. MIcrowave, I don't take long to get heated up. My lady said: "Yeah, and after 20 seconds you go ding." She might not get invited to my party with that attitude.

When you hit clear before the microwave goes off