#microsoft authenticator

ate one of the berries from the bushes in the woods just a short way outside the monastery and had a terrifying dream of something called 'microsoft authenticator'. it was a great drooling beast; it was a shadow over the people, looming from above, snarling sometimes so that they would remember it was there. i believe it may have been the footman of satan himself. i woke up in the infirmary sweating and shaking

i want a little dongle that generates login codes. i do not want the """""convenience""" of using my distraction box personal cell phone to authenticate my logins at work. i hate this timeline and i hate this technology. dear microsoft santa, i have been a very good thing this year, please give me a little keychain dongle for logins, amen

Microsoft Authenticator, I’m coming for you.

If Microsoft Authenticator has no enemies then I am dead!

Whoever decided Microsoft Authenticator only works on one device needs to be fired and slain.