#micropeen

Hi do you have a small dick? Waiting for ans- oh wait, I don’t *need* to wait, I know you have a tiny lil peen! I dunno, just doesn’t seem to me that it’s the sort of thing one would ask someone straight up.

Lizi: i wonder if there was a follow-up to FOTC "albie the racist dragon"

"JUDGEY the staunchly not-girlfriend"

because it would be me.

you can have the bubblegum pie

Shonali: "i can't believe you brought over pie on the first date, this is disgustingly forward and i won't have any"

Lizi: except instead of "and suddenly ablie wasn't racist anymore"

Lizi: "and suddenly Judgey couldn't stand him anymore"

"also he had a woefully small penis"

too far?