A New, Interactive AU! Ask Earth-Shrinker Sally!?
"Welcome to my domain, microscopic Earth! I have reduced you to such a size that even a light brushing of the tip of my nose against your surface would cause apocalyptic damage! I wonder if you can even hear me at such a size! *Giggles*
"Believe it or not, you're not the first Earth to be shrunk to near-subatomic size. I have shrunk and destroyed many others with the shrink ray I found a week ago. Though I aim to wipe out all the Earths in this method, I deduce that I've only eliminated a mere infinitesimal percentage of the infinite number of alternate Earths in existence. It'll take me centuries, but that's alright. Somehow, the shrink ray has made me immortal and invincible to your puny weaponry ... I still don't know where it came from, though.
"Maybe I'll make the entire population of your Earth my slaves, as I have done with dozens of Earths whose citizens I decided to spare. Until my mind has made up, I have managed to access your version of Tumblr, and chosen this blog to answer whatever questions you have on your mind. Feel free to Ask me anything!"
[That’s right! Because my Crohn’s will be sorted out in a couple of days’ time, and considering my wisdom tooth extraction will be carried out in a month or so’s time, I’m returning with new posts, like this one! Ask ‘Earth-Shrinker Sally’ any question you want by clicking on ‘Ask’! This time, YOU will be helping me with this AU!]
