f, favorite position, this goes without saying

Standing. If you don’t believe that man likes to hulk out, pick you up and go to town on you, without the use of a wall to brace you because fuck, he doesn’t need it in the first place, his own massive hulking strength pretty much does the job for him.. Anyway, if you don’t agree, i don’t know what to tell you.

Oh, he also likes doggy style too. He can pull your hair, give your throat a little squeeze or squeeze your boobs from behind and the way he manages to fill you up / stretch you out and hit your spot from this position is.. Fuck, okay? Fuck.

Now, if he’s feeling romantic and sweet, he prefers missionary to either of the above. And good lord almighty jesus, does he know exactly how to work those hips and fuck you into a mattress...

g, goofy, are they more serious in the moment or more goofy

He’s honestly a mix of both. He knows when to be serious and he knows it’s totally fine to laugh and joke and flirt during sex too. So both.

h, hair, are they well groomed down below? does the carpet match the drapes?

┎ he’s so used to being used for money or clout that he really doesn’t do relationships... or getting close to someone. so he can seem like a mega prick at times, especially if things between the two of you are just casual. god at the number of times you two have fought tooth and nail bc your ‘thing’ with each other is undefined but ETHAN IS A JEALOUS ASS / VERY PROTECTIVE WHEN IT COMES TO PEOPLE IN HIS LIFE. More than one time, you’ve very nearly just told the guy to lose your number... You would’ve if you hadn’t started seeing little glimpses of the ‘sweetheart’ inside, too. But anyway.. It’s hard to get closer to him at first, so be prepared.

┎ He may or may not have a daddy kink... Hint. He prefers the word sir for the most part when you’re not involved. Again, stressing my point above. Man has trust issues to an extent, so he will go above and beyond to keep things informal if you’re not involved.

-- if you are though... Prepare to be railed against the nearest flat surface when you slip up and call him daddy. He might even use his designer necktie to bind your hands to the headboard, depending on just how edgy / full of sexual tension things were before you made the slip up.

┎  Will spoil the fuck out of you if you’re involved. Anything he sees that he thinks you might like -or that you might need or look good in... He’s giving it to you. Surprise trips constantly. Extreme overdoing it on anniversaries, for your first one, he took you to Paris and purposely booked a hotel with a view of the Eiffel Tower.. And yes.. sex was had against the window, while enjoying the view.

┎  Did I mention he’s slightly... Possessive? Because yeah. Let another man approach. He’ll literally appear out of nowhere. And he’s a very imposing guy when he chooses to be, so it takes like one tenth of a second for the other interested party to get a clue and get lost. But... Ethan is also a lil bit low in confidence - he’d die before admitting it, so he’s sweeping you off somewhere more private to remind you exactly who really loves you shortly after these confrontations.

┎  Toys. He’s not above using vibrators, handcuffs, blindfolds and anything else he can think of to make sure you’re beyond satisfied. He doesn’t need the toys, trust me. But, he likes experimentation. Learning what gets you off is a serious turn on for him.

┎ Loves missionary sex, but with the twist that you’re on top. He has to be touching you constantly, hands all over you ranging in intensity from bruising touches to soft and needy ones.

┎ Loves giving you massages. And he’s damn good at it too, surprisingly enough.

┎ Will not have a 3 some. However, he’s been known to indulge you if say, you were into being watched. Because he kind of enjoys having people watch. Maaybe.

┎  Oh. He also likes it in places where there’s a hiiiigh risk of being caught. Drives him wild.

┎  Likes to cum on your tits if he’s pulling out / not using a condom. Or, he likes it even better if you swallow. He likes to watch you swallow it all like a good girl.

┎ I think he’d be down for a true d/s relationship. And that he’d make a really caring and good dom, always checking in on his sub after things are done to make sure his sub is okay, isn’t experiencing mood drop, because this kind of stuff can be hella draining... or so I’ve read. He clearly defines EVERYTHING in this type of relationship in the beginning. Safewords, etc. Just trust me. He’d be an amazing d/s relationship partner because he could easily slip between the role of dom and then back to “just Ethan, man I love” after.